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You're babysitting at night, and you think the child is sleeping. Then you hear laughter and you run to their bedroom, only to see crayon colored over the walls. The child's parents are due home any minute.

I'll go drive my car ( Lucifer Jr. will sit in the back of course) and go buy some paint from Ace, and I'll paint the walls.
If Mr. & Mrs. X came home and touched the walls, then I'll get fired and I'll be the worst baby-sitter known to man, which is a good thing, coz I find most kids annoying.


You've been abducted by aliens.
Just when you thought that the end is near, you find a gun and a bomb in your cell, and a fat alien nearby, dipping Krispy Kreme doughnuts on extraterrestrial coffee, watching "The Late Show with Chewbacca", while scratching his back pocket, which has the keys on it.

I'd get the gun shoot him,and get out of there.


Youre in target, their full of all of disneys 2 disc dvds that are good , but you have no money? What would you do.

Wish that I had money and walked away. I wouldn't steal.

You're walking your dog in the park when you and your dog get tangled with the leash of another dog and their master (101 Dalmatians-style!).

I'd hope that I'd be attracted to her, and I'd neuter my dog and keep my fingers crossed that she doesn't have a friend who likes to mix and match hair dyes.

You like to sleep naked and you sleep walk.
One day you wake up and find yourself naked at your local mall.

Maybe at first I'd think that I'm dreaming, so I'd pinch myself. Then when the pinch hurt, I'd go to the nearest clothing store and buy some clothes and get dressed!

You're on a cruise ship and your friend falls overboard.

I'd throw a lifeboat and tie it to a pole, and if there weren't any lifeguards nearby then I'd go save my friend until the freaking lifeguards come and do there job.

A magical crazy-eyed frog can transform into your ultimate celebrity crush, all you have to do is kiss it.

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Before I read your question, I was kind of freaked out by the toad's (I think it's a toad?) eyes falling off of his head, but if he can turn into Corbin Bleu (and the real Corbin, not an imposter...so, like, Corbin would've had to have turned into the toad), then absolutely I would kiss him.

You put in your copy of a Disney DVD, but you find that the middle of the film is completely changed from what it is supposed to be.

I actually wrote that scenario with you and corbin in mind.

I'd call BVHE, and send it back to get another copy.

You're in a skating rink, you're really good... to the extent that you caught every one's attention, but your agoraphobic and you could get freaked out any minute.

I would skate with my eyes closed. That way, I wouldn't have to see the people, and they'd think I'm extra talented!

Your roommate left the refrigerator open and all the food and drinks in there went bad.

I'd go ask him/her to come and buy groceries with me, food isn't something I normally get all pissed about, maybe if he screwed my car beyond repair, then I'd get pissed ! lol

You're at home watching the news, and you hear a big story about a "UD serial killer", you hear that he already has kidnapped one UD member from Malta, and another by the name of Albert. You turn on the news again after a couple of days and you find out that the psycho has also abducted three more UD members, someone by the name of Chris, a lady in a unicorn costume, and a guy wearing a UF "Go Gators" t-shirt.
The news reporter claims that the psycho is also planning to kidnap a female UD member who lives somewhere in the same state.

Um, I would be really freaked out, and have to go in hiding. I think all of us UDers would have to stick together and figure out who the kidnapper is...and I'd be sad, because I don't want my UD friends to get hurt.

You dream about UD members in your dream. Do you tell them? Would it freak them out?

Well, I'd probably not tell them (as disturbing or undisturbing as the dream may be), as bringing up things like that in a conversation could be seen as tactless...

What would you do if you accidentally saw naked pictures of one of your best friends?

I'd let them know that they're out there (if they didn't leak them), or I'd tell them that maybe they should take them down!

You buy a suit (or dress) that was on clearance, but it still was expensive, and you can't return it, since it was on clearance, and you bring it home and see that there's a big stain on the back.

Take it to the dry cleaners and see if they can get it out. If not, then, erm...I'd go all Fräulein Maria and make a quaint Austro-Bavarian costume from it.

You apply to a foreign language class, which is worth a lot of your degree mark, and instead of your first choice (something like Spanish or German), you get Hungarian (bare in mind that Hungarian is one of the hardest languages for native speakers of English and is unrelated to pretty much every other European language as well).

I'd try to convince someone from the French/Spanish classes to switch, otherwise I'll ask them to postpone foreign language classes and give me something else instead.

You're in an elevator (the only one in the building) and your heading to the highest floor and a kid comes and presses all the buttons for every single floor.

If I wouldn't be in a hurry, then I wouldn't mind too much and would just wait, but if I were in a big hurry, I'd get upset, and then nervous/anxious, and if I'm in a bad enough of a mood, I'd tell the kid that he or she really shouldn't do that (but I probably wouldn't be nice about it, because I can be kind of grouchy if I'm in a bad mood! ).

You go to stay with some relatives for the week, and you find out that you're going to have spaghetti every single night, since they're trying to save money.

I would bring food with me.

You and your significant other are preparing to adopt a child. The adoption worker comes to check out your house, and seconds before she arrives, a fire erupts in your kitchen.

Call the fire brigade as quick as possible and make sure everyone gets out of the house; it would at least show I could right wrongs in a dangerous moment such as this.

It's the night before a really important exam (which takes place at 9am). You are fairly tired, and get into bed at 10pm, the lights go off thirty minutes later. But it's now 5am, and you still haven't managed to doze off for even two minutes.

I would go to McDonald's before class and buy a vanilla iced coffee. If I'm super tired, I'd buy a large one, I guess. Then if my schedule permited, I'd take a nap after the test.

You are licking the inside of your pudding cup when your tongue gets stuck in the small opening.