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Lord-of-sith, I get what you mean now! But I guess there isn't any firm rule about how time works in Narnia. I think it's a magic that defies law, and it was really all meant to teach these kids some lessons. Or maybe it's only humans who progress time, so each time an outsider enters, time progresses for however long they're in there?

RECAP:
DVDjunkie woke up from the dream he had about the good Disney characters using a multi-colored flying antelope to get back into their own world. But when he went to the movies with his wife and kids to see Cars, the characters jumped out of his pocket and tried to get into the movie screen. If the characters didn't squeeze into the gateway of the castle in the Disney/Pixar logo before the words "Walt Disney Pictures" appeared, all the animators and animation would perish. The three good fairies appeared and put everyone to sleep, but they spent so much time explaining how they could help, it was too late. Maleficent left the other villains to be queen, turned the fairies to stone, and made Chernabog appear out of a hellish hole in the floor. Before Chernabog could grab the good characters, the Sorcerer appeared, stopped everything, and let the good characters into the castle, back to their own world. But while they had been in the theater, Luke put Lord-of-Sith in their world, and he wasn't able to control his age, so he turned 90 and became the Were-Rabbit, now under Lord Diabolique's control. Mickey pestered Diabolique until he revealed that he was controlling all the villains to destroy the animated world, because he was from Harry Potter's world. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Katzenburg the purple cow threatened to kill the three Walt-Era princesses with the stolen Ultra-Evil UD Approved lollipop if Roger Rabbit didn't tell him where Toon Town was. After he learned it was under Jafar's hat, he tried to kill the princesses anyway, but the lollipop expired.

Jeffrey Katzenburg went on to find Jafar. Strangely, Jafar was one of the villains who wasn't under Lord Diabolique's control. Meanwhile, Mickey was battling Lord Diabolique's black owl, Giwdeh. But Mickey was able to evade him using something live-action didn't have: 2-D squash and stretch! Mickey squashed as the bird swooped down over him, then stretched forward extremely far to grab the bird's taloned feet!

To Be Continued!

WORKING!

Mickey was gripping Giwdeh's feet with all his might, when suddenly (despite the squash and stretch) his cellophane figure broke in half, and Mickey's floated in a very "2-D"ish way to the ground. Of course, he didn't die. He was just segmented in two. Giwdeh left. Lord Diabolique and lord-of-sith (in Were-Rabbit form), vanished. However, Mickey could make out Lord Diabolique's cackle "I'll haunt you all the way to your papery grave!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!"

Mickey was distraught! No amount of glue would get him in one proper piece. Minnie was heartbroken. But she knew that there was only one thing left to do...they should leave for Agrabah. The Genie would magically bring Mickey back into one piece.

* * *

The Purple Cow Katzenberg was ranting and raving his way to Agrabah, aswell, to find Jafar. On arriving, he quickly located Jafar's lamp in the desert. (As he was with Disney during the production, and so should know were Jafar ended up after being splatted thousands of miles away at the ending of the film).

After rubbing the lamp, Katzenberg was faced with Jafar...

Jafar: "Yes, Master... AAAARGH!! I'm not taking orders from a purple cow!"

Katz: "Oh Yes you are! Now listen to me..."

Jafar: "Eeew! Look over your back. You've got "Milka" written all over you!"

Katz: "What?" (Looks cautiously) "AAAAARGH!!!"



Jafar: "See? Isn't that right Iago?"

Katz: "Dammit!! Just gimme your hat!!"

Jafar: "Why don't you visit http://www.milka.com? I'm sure you'll be right at home."

Katz: "SHUDDUP TALKIN' ABOUT MILKA! Oops! It's registered trademark. I'm violating copyright laws by publishing it in my annual hate book without written permission from the copyright proprieters!"

How will Jeffrey Katzenberg obtain Jafar's hat and avoid being sued by Kraft® Foods LTD?

TO BE CONTINUED...


Katzenberg: "memnv, you had to have a Toon Town Chapter!! Just wait til' I catch you!!"

I got bored and decided to make a teaser-poster for the eventual film version of our tale (I sorta took the liberty of creating a title)...



Cast Members include:

Mickey Mouse..............Himself
Jeffrey Katzenburg.......Himself
Maleficent....................Herself
Christopher Lee...........Dr. Pretorius
Christopher Walken......Lord Diabolique
Lord-of-Sith.................Himself
DVDJunkie...................Himself
Aaron Wallace..............Roger Rabbit (voice)
Luke............................Himself
Pinkrenata...................Snow White (voice)
Enigmawig...................Cinderella (voice)
Enchantress.................Aurora (voice)
Disney Duster................Narrator

Director: Julian Carter

Lord-of-sith, that was hilarious!!

But now, I have made the OFFICIAL theatrical poster for our movie...

I have made it with and edited the following:

The picture of Milka Cow Katzenberg:



A frame from Fantasia:



A picture of Maleficent I found on the net:



The Walt Disney Pictures Logo:



The Dolby Digital Logo:



It was extremely difficult to edit pics like that of Maleficent and the Disney Logo because I did it all with Paint. It took me hours to finish. It may not look it, but it did...

PHEW!!

Well, here it is:

Does the poster show up on everyone's PC?

It's not JPEG format, but PNG. I don't know if it's compatible with everyone's web browser...

I can see it. Awesome poster Julian! Simply hilarious! Love it!

Thank you Lord-of-Sith!

If you can see it, then I'll be posting any other pics in PNG format, as it retains Bitmap's quality, at a much reduced file size...

In fact, lord-of-sith, do you still have your poster saved on your PC? If you did it with Paint, than you can save it as PNG and avoid all the distortion around the edges that you get while converting to JPEG.

I can see both very funny(and creative) posters, lord-of-sith and Julian Carter! I must say, Julian, you're especially good at cropping characters out of pictures. The cow crap is disgusting, though...

Also, what a funny(and creative) idea to make Katzenburg the Milka cow, Julian Carter. But...it's also a bit disturbing...

I was actually thinking that when Aladdin from Agrabah came back from vacation, we would ask him if he would whip up some "stills from the movie" and posters of his own! He does astounding artwork!

Disney Duster wrote: I was actually thinking that when Aladdin from Agrabah came back from vacation, we would ask him if he would whip up some "stills from the movie" and posters of his own! He does astounding artwork!

I was just thinking that! That'd be awesome if he did!

Disney Duster wrote:I can see both very funny(and creative) posters, lord-of-sith and Julian Carter! I must say, Julian, you're especially good at cropping characters out of pictures. The cow crap is disgusting, though...

Also, what a funny(and creative) idea to make Katzenburg the Milka cow, Julian Carter. But...it's also a bit disturbing...

I was actually thinking that when Aladdin from Agrabah came back from vacation, we would ask him if he would whip up some "stills from the movie" and posters of his own! He does astounding artwork!

I wasn't sure whether to include the "cow crap", as it was really disgusting, but I just couldn't resist...

I think getting Aladdin from Agrabah to draw stills from the film is a brilliant idea, Disney Duster. I'm sure he'd do justice to our "masterpiece of literature". (Dang, it beats Jane Austen's works right into the middle of next week...)

It would also be nice if Aladdin from Agrabah himself got a chance to contribute to the story...

PS: I was actually considering using Aladdin from Agrabah's picture of Maleficent for my poster, but I felt it would be in insult to take that piece of art and parodize it... (Sheesh! Walt must be mad at me for saying that...after all I parodized his Mickey Mouse...)

About Katzenberg...I hope he doesn't get to see that, as I think he can track me down. He could know my real name, my age, my birthday, and even see a couple of pics of me on the "Put a Face with a name" thread. It's all here on UD!! I especially don't think he'll take too kindly to me rendering him as a cow pooping all over the place...

Maybe I should lie low for a while...

EDIT: About the cropping of the characters...that's what really took the most time. I had to stay cleaning them up pixel by pixel, at 8x magnification on Paint. Thank you for the compliments. They are vastly appreciated, as that damned poster took me about 4 hours to make, until 3 o'clock in the morning (my father was asleep, he thought I was in bed). At the end I was wondering whether it was even worth it. The problem is, I like everything to be clean and tidy, down to the last pixel, so it's no surprise it took long.

But then that makes me REALLY appreciate Aladdin from Agrabah's artwork even more. All I did was crop a few images, recolour them and clean them up and edit a couple of logos. It was hard work, but I had stuff to work on... Aladdin makes everything from scratch!

I have some natural drawing skills, and would have liked to take up art at school (but I couldn't).

However, drawing with a pencil, and drawing with a computer mouse is a completely different matter. I've tried drawing on Paint sometimes, and have managed to achieve something more significant than just stick persons, but it's SO annoying...especially if you have a dirty mouse track ball which keeps sticking. My primitive computer drawn figures always look clumsy and unsightly, and I thought that that was the best anyone could achieve with Paint, if they didn't want to blow their top. The best I ever drew was the torso and hands of Lasseter and Miyazaki in that thread where we could post our own funny images. I tried to make their designs as detailed as I could... And then I saw Aladdin's artwork, and was blown away by its gorgeous nature...Hey! I'm going to break English grammar rules! Aladdin's artwork is the gorgeousest and intricatest stuff I have ever seen!

I hope Aladdin has a laser mouse at least, so that it wouldn't stick and it would be far more precise than the traditional mouse.

Oh! So that's what Katzenburg the Cow is kicking! I thought that it was the monster that was the culmination of Shark Tale, Madagascar, and Shrek 2.






Sorry, couldn't resist.

lord-of-sith wrote:Oh! So that's what Katzenburg the Cow is kicking! I thought that it was the monster that was the culmination of Shark Tale, Madagascar, and Shrek 2.






Sorry, couldn't resist.

I don't quite understand. You're not talking about the poop, are you?

Haha, I have a speaking part of a Princess, thank you Sith .

This lollypop will have a cult following soon enough

Julian Carter wrote:...getting Aladdin from Agrabah to draw stills from the film is a brilliant idea, Disney Duster. I'm sure he'd do justice to our "masterpiece of literature". (Dang, it beats Jane Austen's works right into the middle of next week...)

...About Katzenberg...I hope he doesn't get to see that, as I think he can track me down. He could know my real name, my age, my birthday, and even see a couple of pics of me on the "Put a Face with a name" thread. It's all here on UD!! I especially don't think he'll take too kindly to me rendering him as a cow pooping all over the place...

You're very funny.

Wel, I don't know whether Aladdin from Agrabah would be honored or offended. If I had my artwork used, I would love that, as long as it wasn't the part of the poster that got crapped on...

I like that you try to be as clean and precise as you can right down to the pixels, even for humorous jobs, because...well, I guess because I'm like that too, and it looks good.

You did a pretty good job of drawing Lasseter and Miyazaki's bodies though, because I never realized they're bodies were drawn until you mentioned it. Then it became obvious, but still, I had to take a second look.

And, I've had problems with the ball sticking as well. What's this laser mouse you speak of? Sounds cool!

Disney Duster wrote:And, I've had problems with the ball sticking as well. What's this laser mouse you speak of? Sounds cool!

Well, I think I first heard of laser mice about 4 years ago. They're just like a normal mouse, but instead of having a trackball, they have a flashing red laser at the bottom. Therefore, that eliminates the problem of it getting dirty, as every movement is detected by a small laser beam.

I think they've become quite popular. I used some at school, in the computer labs. They also feel much smoother and lighter than trackball mice.

I still use a trackball mouse though. My Genius (that's a make) mouse broke, about a year ago, and I bought a new mouse from a shop called "Tal-Lira", which if translated, reads "Get anything for one pound".

So I bought a new mouse for Lm1 (1 Maltese Lira). I guess that's equivalent to about $1.7.

Obviously the mouse was made in China, and in the simplest of plastic rodents. But it actually works fine. However lately, it has started to stick annoyingly...

Underside of a trackball mouse:



Underside of a laser mouse:

Until Aladdin From Agrabah returns, here is a pretty pathetic DTV-quality (compared to his!) pic of a scene (don't ask which).

Hey! You drew Mickey very well!

Jeffrey was getting increasingley frustrated with Jafar.

"Give me the hat!" Jeffrey shouted at the arrogant Genie

"Mmm.....nope," Jafar grinned, as Katzenburg became engraged "I'm surprised you'd want to take something from a supposedly 'pathetic 2D character' like myself"

"What can I do for you to give me the hat?" Jeffrey pleaded.

Jafar suddenly got an evil smile on his face, "I'll give you the hat, if you say MILKA fifty times!"

Jeffrey hesistated, but he wanted that hat, "Alright, MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA MILKA! Now give me the hat!"

"Fine," Jafar said, as handed Jeffrey the hat.

Jeffrey was about to go into Toon Town through the portal, when the big buisness men of Kraft® Foods LTD came and took Katzenburg to court.

Will Katzenburg escape? Will he reach ToonTown? Will Memnv write that chapter? Will the other established characters return? Will Jafar get a new hat?

Have we decided when to end this story and who's going to do the honors?

Not yet...

At this rate, I don't think it's ever going to end... lol