I just saw it in theatres an hour ago!
It was really helpful with all the negative reviews to put my expectations extremely low
Surprisingly it was a hint better than I anticipated, but just a hint.
I didnt really notice the "cuts" of where each Episode would end or begin, but overall there werent any high stakes...at all
The Crew wasnt as forgettable as the new characters from Frozen 2 for example, it helped that they had specific character traits that made them stand out, but it was therefore harder to take them serious as their traits were like the only thing that defined them, it seemed extremely shallow that Moni (the "
hot guy" yeah thats how the Art book referred him as lol as if

)was only the Maui Fan and thats it (hes not a real person) or the extremely annoying nerdy girl that always wanted to smash wood for some reason (she WISHES she was Varian from TangledtS

) and the grumpy Grandpa who was probably the most forgettable one from the crew as they didnt need him at all! Even the stupid chicken was more memorable
The only scene with the Crew i liked was when Moni nearly escaped death and he was kinda traumatized which was the ONLY indication that the journey was risky (but who cares 5 minutes afterwards he insisted to join Moana again they didnt even had to convince him

)
Finally Pua came along! (But he had nothing to do as expected)
Moana and Maui here were so boring as they didnt really had passion in anything they did, compared to the first movie, where they were more vulnerable and witty with each other.
Moana had nothing to lose here and there was no risk as she did all that in the first movie. But the best character in the movie was probably the Kakamoro, he said nothing and had more personality than everyone combined
I LOVED how noone was laughing at the popculture jokes lol complete silence on the princess joke, the Butt dial, the only times the Theater laughed Was when the chicken was on screen and the hairflippers.
The stupid Pudding Fish Was so out of place, both visually and with the Kakamora, the only reason he existed Was to make Moana feel perfect 2 seconds after she got like 20 Narcotic injections. Seriously it looks like it came straight out of Hotel Transylvania
Overall not horrible, but not wayyyy better than Wish, especially when you think this will get compared to the original Moana which is farrrr better.
Give me 15 minutes and ill write a better Mini script
There were interesting elements like Maui losing
his powers and Moana
dying but they didnt impact the story at all as that lasted like 2 minutes. The only Important thing in the whole flick is that Moana turned into a
demigod
Jules wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2024 1:18 am
Haven't watched this yet.
Since many of you are disappointed, do you think keeping Moana 2 a streaming series would have solved its problems, or would they have been present anyway?
Definetly! As we know they had to cut many things like songs and character exploration to make it all fit in the 2 hour spectrum. Would have liked to hear the songs for Moni, the Grandpa or whatever. I hated when Nerdgirl rapped in the speed of light like i couldnt catch ANYTHING she said
D23ExpoVisitor25 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2024 11:07 am
Disney to turn Tiana’s Paperman-style animated Disney+ series into a theatrical fully 2D/hand-drawn animated film sequel to The Princess and the Frog for a theatrical release in Thanksgiving 2029
Copy and paste part 20
New rule: everytime this thing, for a theatrical Release in Thanksgiving 2029 gets mentioned im allowed to yap about either my Disney Sequel ideas, Arcane or Sabrina Carpenter (
saved Pop music this year)(somehow in relation to disney of course i mean she was in Disney Channel

)