goofystitch wrote:So if I understand this correctly, the only new bonus feature will become as useless as the "How Disney Cartoons Are Made" feature on Beauty and the Beast hosted by Louis and Ren Stevens?...
...yay...
On the plus side, that one was fifteen minutes. Can you imagine, goofystitch? Fifteen minutes!
(A clap of thunder, and Cruella de Vil appears in the doorway.)
Cruella: FIFTEEN! Fifteen minutes!
(she walks over to the TV and pushes Nanny aside to start watching it.)
Cruella: How marvelous, how marvelous, how perfectly - UGH! The devil take it. They're mongrels...all fluff! All fluff! What a horrid little featurette!
Nanny: They're not mongrels! The featurette has good information. Just wait and see.
Anita: That's right. The featurette will get better in a few minutes.
Cruella: Oh, well, in that case I'll watch it all. The whole feature and documentary too. Just give me the DVD, dear.
(Cruella reaches for the eject button on the DVD player, but Roger stands in her way.)
Anita: I'm afraid we can't give it up. Poor home theatre, it'd be heartbroken.
Cruella: Anita, don't be ridiculous. You can't afford to keep this DVD. You can scarcely watch your entire collection yourselves.
Anita: I'm sure we'll get along.
Cruella: Yes, I know. I know! Roger's...Roger's songs! Enough of this nonsense. I'll pay you twice what the DVD's worth. I'm being more than generous.
(She takes out a checkbook and tries to write a check. The pen doesn't work, she shakes it furiously in the general direction of Roger and Pongo.)
Cruella: Blast this pen. Blast this wretched, wretched pen! When can the DVD leave the collection? Two weeks? Three weeks?
Roger: Never.
Cruella: What?
Roger: We're not selling the DVD. Not a single disc. Do you understand?
Cruella: Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger.
Anita: Cruella, he...
Cruella: Surely he must be joking!
Roger: No, no, no. I mean it. You're not getting one. Not one. And that's...final.
Cruella: Why, you horrid man! You... you...All right, keep the little
discs for all I care. Do as you like with them. Scratch them!
(she points her finger at Anita)
Cruella: But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait for Blu-Ray! You'll be sorry, you fools! You... you idiots!
(she slams the door on them.)
albert