PeterPanfan wrote:Masters of Horror: John Landis: Family
This was the first "episode" of Masters of Horror that I had seen, and I watched it for one reason: Meredith Monroe.
I couldn't get Dawson's Creek out of my head when I was watching this episode.
PeterPanfan wrote:I've loved her since her Dawson's Creek days, and this was no exception here. Her acting was superb
She's got a keen calm under pressure thing going on here... But she can't do it edgy. She's just too TV for Masters of Horror's better work. But if calm under pressure is more important than anything else- she gives that in spades. Which keeps the episode from being really disturbing. And that's a hindrance, a slight negative. I think very few people came to the series for her. But I enjoyed the idea she was in it before I saw it. And I noticed her right away before the show came to DVD and on-Demand and all that. They used to run promo clips on the internet. And though I've only seen her in maybe 4 DC episodes, I knew who she was. She was really great during 1 moment in particular. The bits where he thought she was saying something that she really wasn't. And the shot would cut back to her in calm mode.
PeterPanfan wrote:Like I said, I had never seen an episode of this Showtime series before, so I didn't really know what to expect.
I was really pimping it around here about 2 years ago... But now I'm starting to sour on it a bit. It doesn't hold up well after you've seen the episodes a few times. It's way too made-for-TV when that's exactly what they were trying to avoid.
PeterPanfan wrote:It wasn't as "scary" or gory as I expected it to be, for a Showtime show.
Neither was Deer Woman, John Landis's 1st season episode. But then, his last horror film was Innocent Blood and it's one of my fav's but he's more into interesting ideas and playing with the genre than about scaring people.
PeterPanfan wrote:It was actually rather comedic, and had a dark humor vibe going for it all throughout. The subject was, of course, very dark, but the actor who played the main character was so... gentle, I should say, that it was hard to see him as a killer.
The whole thing was way too gentle. I don't know if that's a problem though, because I've seen the alternative. And if this has to be Saw or Wolf Creek to be scary or gory, I'd rather they kept on with the Hitchcock approach instead. Even though John Landis used to have such a flair for tension and spookiness (An American Werewolf in London, the "Midnight Special" scenes in Twilight Zone: the Movie). All gone now.
PeterPanfan wrote:Until the end. The twist, while not necessarily surprising, was both hilarious and depressing. When Monroe says, "She was wearing the same green dress!" and cries into her husband's arms, I felt chills. They were immedietly halted, though, once the other twist was revealed, and the final scene left me reaching to make sure my nose was still intact. (You won't get that unless you've seen the episode, lol.)
Oh, I hated that 2nd twist. It's really an expansion on the dream sequence in The Last House on the Left (1972). And poorly shot, to me. Not just the gag you mentioned (something remarkably similar was already done in one of Green Day's music videos... "Geek Stink Breath" I believe). Everything from the blood (thanks to the Saw generation, we know there will be blood) (that was actually just a joke, I blame the Saw factory for the stale, boring, stiff look to every horror project now, but we know blood is essential to 95% of horror twists because of the Friday the 13th generation) to the costuming and just the way they were shot. I had to wonder what the point was. Torture or healing. It didn't make a statement. And once you knew what the twist was, all the potential chills drain right out of it. The camera just stays on those same 2 shots. The punch lacks anything. The cram is just unattractive. The gospel song adds nothing either way.
PeterPanfan wrote:I'll definitely be checking out more. Which do you guys recommend?
Then you certainly came to the right guy. I've seen almost all of them. Just shy of about 3 from Season 2.
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First thing to get out of the way... Season 2 is terrible. The most positive thing(s) I can say about Season 2 is: Right to Die. I freaking hate CGI so much I can't explain it. And that episode is heavy on it. But, despite that the episode is the best of the season. It has an amazing story, really smart. Amazing acting. And it's actually scary. But... CGI. So, be prepared to be taken right out of that scared feeling and maybe even have to groan a little bit. There's also one scene there with practical FX work (no computers) that stinks too. The other Season 2 episode that almost bears recommendation is The Screwfly Solution. Because it's a complete disappointment for me and almost everyone else who loves that director (Joe Dante - Gremlins, The Howling, Piranha, Gremlins 2: The New Batch) but if you think about this happening in real life - it becomes so intense... It's the scariest idea I've ever seen in a movie. Because it could almost really happen.
Season 1 is a lot better. More stylish, less plain. A LOT more fun.
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Sick Girl is a MUST! It's quirky but it's impeccable. Everything is at the top of quality. Incident On and Off a Mountain Road is a guaranteed good time and I love Bree Turner anyway. Cigarette Burns is... not perfect but it's really interesting. And there's a certain lapdance scene that should not be missed! Trust me on this one. The token "Teen Drama" themed episode is Dance of the Dead and it's post-apocalyptic. If you've seen anything post-apocalyptic, you should have reservations about that alone. But it has good energy. And I adore that car scene. It's worth checking out for the car scene alone. The first time I saw Imprint, I was emotionally moved. Because I have no heart and I'm told this is a really nasty episode. It was even banned from the original Showtime airing of the 1st season. Nobody knows why. I personally think it must have been the whole Ring subplot. By that I actually mean, jewelry. If you have guts, you might try this because it's actually really beautiful despite all the intense graphic violence.
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If you're
a Fairuza Balk addict like I am, you might have to see Pick Me Up. It's more noteworthy for trying to be a different kind of torture type movie. Way talky. But Fairuza's always amazing and, hey, it's Larry Cohen (Q the Winged Serpent was genius, The Stuff is pure 80's schlocky goodness, and It's Alive - the king of freak mutant baby movies; eat your heart out, Basket Case 2). Homecoming is political but boring. Really boring. I say skip, even though it's on the left side. I think you'll love The Fair Haired Child. It just came to me. You've got to see that one. It's got a monster in it and they can be silly. But it's got a lot of heart and smarts. Deer Woman is purely for straight guys. In every way. Truckers, boobs, bars, detectives, beer, casinos, motel hook-ups. And it's not the fun kind of straight either, the bored kind. There's only one truly amusing thing about the episode- the imagination scene. In fact, let me sum it up for ya

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Cute Faline-deer blinks passively. Truckers scream in utter terror. You've been a lovely audience, g'night everybody! Probably the most famous episode of the show, the big cross-over was Jenifer and since that's Argento- I gotta say: finally the guy gets new-millennium crossover success. That's the biggest victim of not holding up after repeat viewings. Just watched it last Halloween and I squirmed the whole time. Not because it was too scary. But some people have been driven to see it just to see what all the fuss was about. The girl playing her is amazing. You only see her real face for a second but as the monster, she's so amazing to watch. The only thing about that episode I can recommend. Everyone walks away from Chocolate disappointed. Haekel's Tale is a total snooze. And I can't stand Dreams in the Witch House. That's actually a very well liked episode but I hate it so much.
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So... yes I can recommend a few and here's the ones I think have to be seen:
1. Sick Girl
2. The Fair Haired Child
3. Cigarette Burns
4. Incident On and Off a Mountain Road
And though flawed, you should also check out:
5. Right to Die
6. Pick Me Up
7. Dance of the Dead
8. The Washingtonians
9. Imprint (but be warned, it's about as nasty as it gets)
And though heavily flawed... and hugely depressing, you can try The Screwfly Solution. You might walk away from it thinking better of it than I did.