Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:27 pm
"First lesson, Pinoke! This is a flower! FLLLOOOOWWWWWEEEERRRR!"
"I'm sorry I wrecked the car, Dad. Oh, & for skipping school, talking & following strangers, going to Pleasure Island, drinking beer, smoking cigars, playing pool & making a complete & utter a** of myself, literally."
It's Pinocchio's first time in front of an audience. In fact, he's so nervous that there's a growing pool of sap under his feet. He would leave, but he's stuck to the floor.
Stromboli: "Alright-a, son! I'm-a going out tonight-a! You know the rules-a: no friends over, no pay-a-per-view-a, no long distance-a calls-a..."
"ANOTHER SEQUEL!?"