SpringHeelJack wrote:"Snow White" already had a stage musical version play at Radio City Music Hall in the 80s. It's hardly the least suited for stage.
And let's also not forget all the
pantomime versions of
Snow White that take place in Britain, many of them using the Disney songs (although admittedly not being direct adaptations of the Disney film).
As for
Dumbo as a Broadway show...no thanks.

After the whole
Little Mermaid and
Tarzan fiascos on Broadway, I thought that Disney shouldn't be as aggressive on Broadway and should not turn any popular film into a stage show. Of all the shows in development, I think that only
The Hunchback of Notre Dame comes across as really fitting, mainly due to there having been a production shown in Berlin a few years ago.
Dumbo, however, has the following issues to tackle:
- Even at a slight 64 minutes, would have really outstayed its welcome had it been even just five or six minutes longer.
- The main character is not only an elephant, but a mute one at that. Granted, this could be changed, but what really made the story work was that Dumbo was still a baby and was unable to talk, thus making his vulnerability and passive nature easy to stomach, and not bringing up the subject "couldn't he just retaliate?".
- The story deals with size differences (elephants and humans, elephants and mice).
- Now, I love the original film, but there's no denying that there are a good deal of outdated aspects concerning race. Yet these elements are so married into the original and people's memories of it, that it would be controversial to excise them; "Song of the Roustabouts" is cringe-making (actual lyric: "Grab that rope you hairy ape!"

), and the film's best song "When I See an Elephant Fly" is performed by a bunch of crows considered by many to be racist caricatures. The easy route would be to excise these two songs, resulting in more songs to write, or to edit them down so much that it would garner criticism from the cynics.
- The original score is so classic that trying to expand it is no easy task, and could disappoint many fans. I personally didn't care for many of the new songs in
Mary Poppins (yes, I'm in the minority, it seems), so that's why I raise this point.
I could go on, but I'll refrain. You should all see me at opening night, but whether I see you all is another matter; I'll be facepalming so much that I won't be able to see anyone, anybody or anything.
