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Season 2, Episode #6:
"The Thing from the Grave"

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Let's face it... some of these ep's are just dumb dumb dumb. Teri Hatcher plays a buxom hottie exotic swimsuit photo-shoot sorta-high-class supermodel, and like the old cliche- they all have bad boyfriends who treat them rotten. And this guy is a real cad. He rapes, murders, manipulates, treats everyone he comes across like the stuff he picks up on his shoes. Oh, and of course the cute photographer guy makes a very lowkey move on her and because he was so lowkey about it, she's putty in his hands. Highly ridiculous in the world we live in. But in the threadbare world of
Tales from the Crypt, what's most important is the novelty and the successful execution of the idea. We successfully get at least one person we don't want to see die - and they don't. We get pretty good monster FX and a little good gore (although it's a little dark to see it).

Season 6, Episode #3:
"Whirlpool"

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I usually enjoy Mick Garris, he's often a bit underrated. But the general consensus of "this episode is weak" is understandable. It's basically
Groundhog Day but with a murder being repeated over and over again. Which is fine. There's a lot they can do with this idea. They just...don't. It's not scary or tense, it's not funny or dark, it's not dangerous or particularly mean-spirted. It just shows you someone getting hastily shot and the cops show up and Rita Rudner (who I freaking love, by the way- she's hilarious... when she's doing stand-up) screams in slow-mo. 3 times. And, you'd expect Rita Rudner to be funny when someone casts her, right? She doesn't even do her brilliant deadpan thing here. No sarcasm. No bite. Just an accent. And a "walk all over on me, I won't mind" attitude. That's it.

Season 6, Episode #7:
"The Pit"

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Amazing idea... Like
The Running Man, from the beginning you know the focus is going to be on the viciousness of the people behind the scenes. Or,
No Holds Barred, only where the managers are tougher than the fighters. I was really excited to see this, and hey- throw in cheeseball king Wayne Newton, and you've got a sure-fire winner, right? Wrong. Right off the bat, we're treated to that terrible direct-to-video aesthetic of that endless parade of martial arts movies on HBO, Cinemax (take your pick, they were everywhere). The actors playing the fighters have no charsima, there's too much focus on the glitz and flash of the bad, cheapo early 90's TV studio sets (which we saw plenty of in dismal 80's with
Running Man), and... Debbe Dunning. Do I have to say: no serious director hires her for any ambitious project? With a resume including
Leprechaun 4: In Space and, of course being the replacement for Pamela Anderson on
Home Improvement. She's just plain grating on the nerves. And I hate to say it but if it's true, I gotta... If an "actress" like that is hired for one thing (to show off her huge tits) and she doesn't do it- why hire her? I won't say the twist ending was obvious, but it felt way too tired and-
is that all?!

Season 6, Episode #8:
"The Assassin"

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A-ha... Now
this is
Tales from the Crypt at its' finest. It could always have more to it. They all could. But- this one is real smart, constantly twisting, with an end both wonderfully tongue-in-cheek and pitched black as can-be, a great set-up, a satisfying and shocking and fun follow-through. It makes the most out of its' entire concept. And it's very well-cast. Including: Chelsea Field (
Dust Devil), Shelley Hack (
Troll), and Corey Feldman (
The Lost Boys).
Season 7, Episode #13:
"The Third Pig"

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This has got to be the worst episode of
Tales from the Crypt ever, without exception. They take what is one of the creepiest fairy tales around and... turn it into
Ren & Stimpy! Remember
Cool World? That was smarter and scarier than this episode. It almost starts to get better after Drinky and Smoky are
finally dead (and after the unfunny "trial" scene)... but the profoundly, wretchedly wrong twist ending sinks this so far down, we're below the bottom of the barrel. If it weren't for the scene of The Wolf talking to the bunnies- this would be pure crap.