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I'll take my handcuffs out and handcuff his hands behind his back so he can't pick his nose. Of course, then there's the embarrassment of walking around with someone who's handcuffed...

You finish a can of soda and toss it towards the recycling bin, but it misses and hits someone on the head. They get up, looking pissed, and start walking to you.

I'd smile and pretend that I did it on purpose and run away !

You happen to be an Indian, and your parents force you to have an arranged marriage with the only woman in the world that you can't stand.

I'd tell them times have changed and it's time to shut up.

You're dog's beginning to get out of control.

I'll spray him with the squirt bottle! Don't think I haven't before!

You're running late for work when an extended family of squirrels walks in front of your car and your car hasn't been able to move in 3 minutes.

If the squirrels were still going I'd honk the horn to scare the crap out of them so they'd scatter and I could try to move past them.

You win 1 million dollars, no strings attached and you don't have to claim it on income tax what do you do with it?

I'd buy a large farmhouse in the countryside and transform it into an animal shelter. I'd also put some of the money into a savings account. As for the rest of it, I'd spend it on a cruise around the world and buying things I don't really need .

It's a middle of the night and you hear a knock on the door. It's a man who says his car broke down and he needs to make a phone call.

I wouldn't open the door, I'll ask him which number to dial and I'll call whoever he wants me to. Golden Rule No.1 : Trust No One !

You notice that one of your friends has gone through a sad series of events, and your friend starts to lose her/his sanity.

blackcauldron85 wrote:I'll spray him with the squirt bottle! Don't think I haven't before!

You're running late for work when an extended family of squirrels walks in front of your car and your car hasn't been able to move in 3 minutes.

I sorta meant beyond the spray bottle, but okay.

Jack Skellington wrote:You notice that one of your friends has gone through a sad series of events, and your friend starts to lose her/his sanity.

I'd say: "Finally! Now we can be institutionalized together!"

Your pushy relatives come unannounced so you don't have the time to clean the place up, and you know they'll be badmouthing you to your other relatives because of that.

I wouldn't care. They can kiss my ass. Or I wouldn't open the door if they showed up. Or tell them to piss off.


You REALLY want to go see a movie but you don't want to go alone and your freaking sister won't go with you! GRRR!!!

I would suck it up and go alone...I'm a big girl, I sometimes go by myself.

You haven't spoken to your sister in 5 years, but she just won a big sum of money from the lottery.

Encourage a close relative (to both yourself and your sister) to throw her a party, and invite you. That way, the lottery will definitely be talked about, and it will give you a chance to get to know your sister better! (And her wallet. )

You just spent a large amount of money on a new couch. You left home for a bit, and got back to see your dog's pee stain on the front and center of the couch. You try to take it back to the store and they tell you they cannot refund/exchange for any personal damage.

I'd flip the cushion over. Or just clean it off myself with whatever sofa cleaning product there is.

You help an old lady cross the street, then realize she stole your wallet. She's still close by and a police officer is near as well. Do you go to the old lady first, then the police, or the police officer first, then the old lady?

The Police Officer first assuming that the old lady moves at the speed of...an old lady If she turns out to be speedier than I thought then explain later and tackle now!

You get the once in a lifetime chance to do only one of these things, which would you pick? A) Go underwater to see the Titanic B) Go into space or C) Cruise around the world.

B, go into space, that costs a hell of a lot more than the other options.

Your Dad buys a new Ferrari, you take it out for a spin without his permission and you end up crashing in front of a tree... you know he's gonna kill you if he found out.

i'd tell him the truth and work a job to pay to get it fixed.

If you could meet any of these dead people who would you meet. Aaliyah, Abraham LIncoln, or biggie smalls.

Big NO to Biggie Smalls, I don't like rap music at all. So it's between Lincoln and Aaliyah... Aaliyah, I guess. I like her version of "Journey to the Past" and a couple of her other songs. Then again, hanging out with Abe sounds even more interesting... I don't know, can I pick both?

This is inspired by that upcoming Box movie: someone tells you they can make all your wishes come true but each wish comes at the expense of someone else's life. Would you agree to this kind of bargain?

Nope, I wouldn't. Someone's life isn't worth my wishes. Unless I would be guaranteed that murderers would die...then I'd probably say yes.

You are at the airport to go on a flight, but the flight has been canceled. You have the option of staying at a hotel for half-price, but you notice that the nice, hot person you talked with earlier, who is in your same situation, opts to sleep in the airport overnight. What do you do?!?

Hot or not, I'm gonna get me a room !
I won't settle for half the rate, the airline is responsible for getting me a room for free.

You get to have a time machine for a day but you can only change one historical event. (I'd stop Flight United 93 from departing before it crashes with the World Trade Center)

I would have tried to make sure abraham lincoln didn't get shot.


Let's say you have an exam you can't miss and an important meeting wih people who could get you into college on a schlarship, which would you choose.