Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:30 pm
I can imagine that commentary right now...
(the movie begins)
Selena: Hi, I'm Selena Gomez.
David: And I'm David Henrie.
Jake: And I'm Jake T. Austin.
Jennifer: And I'm Jennifer Stone.
David: And we're here watching the movie Hocus Pocus.
(gap of silence)
Selena: So, I wikipedia'd this movie, and it came out, like, a few days before my first birthday!
David: Really? That's cool.
Jake: Hey, that's the guy from NCIS!
Jennifer: Is it really?
Jake: Yeah, I watch it all the time. Wow, he was young in this.
David: You know, I was like, 4 when this movie came out. It scared me so much!
Selena: I've actually never seen it until now. But it seems pretty good!
Jennifer: Oh, cool. (pause) Hey, it's Carrie from "Bleep and the City"!
David: Did you literally say "Bleep"?
Jennifer: Well, sure. It's one of the rules for commentary recording isn't it? We can't say words like (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), and (bleep)?
(all laugh)
Selena: You just did!
Jennifer: Oops! Sorry, Disney! Sorry listeners! Please don't sue.
(all laugh again. Gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...yabos. Classic.
David: Anyone else think it's totally lame for those parents to have some kind of like, Colonial party for Halloween?
Selena: I bet they did that so they could re-use the costumes from earlier.
(gap of silence.)
Selena: HAHAHA! Carrie's line was so funny! Can we rewind that part and hear it again?
David: But if we rewind it, it'll mess up the commentary track.
Jennifer: Let's all just say it then!
Everyone: AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...Mary has a vacuum cleaner. Didn't they do that on "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"?
Selena: Oh my god, I LOVED that show as a kid!
Jennifer: I had the *biggest* crush on Harvey!
Selena: Oh my god, me too!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Well, that was a great movie.
David: Yeah, we should do this again some time.
Selena: My agent booked me for a commentary for something called "Mr. Boogedy". That sounds like it'll be fun.
David: Never heard of it.
Jennifer: Yeah, me neither.
Selena: Well, it's only like, an hour, I think.
Jake: Ooh, we have 10 seconds left. Let's all say bye to everyone!
All: Bye!
....
albert
(the movie begins)
Selena: Hi, I'm Selena Gomez.
David: And I'm David Henrie.
Jake: And I'm Jake T. Austin.
Jennifer: And I'm Jennifer Stone.
David: And we're here watching the movie Hocus Pocus.
(gap of silence)
Selena: So, I wikipedia'd this movie, and it came out, like, a few days before my first birthday!
David: Really? That's cool.
Jake: Hey, that's the guy from NCIS!
Jennifer: Is it really?
Jake: Yeah, I watch it all the time. Wow, he was young in this.
David: You know, I was like, 4 when this movie came out. It scared me so much!
Selena: I've actually never seen it until now. But it seems pretty good!
Jennifer: Oh, cool. (pause) Hey, it's Carrie from "Bleep and the City"!
David: Did you literally say "Bleep"?
Jennifer: Well, sure. It's one of the rules for commentary recording isn't it? We can't say words like (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), and (bleep)?
(all laugh)
Selena: You just did!
Jennifer: Oops! Sorry, Disney! Sorry listeners! Please don't sue.
(all laugh again. Gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...yabos. Classic.
David: Anyone else think it's totally lame for those parents to have some kind of like, Colonial party for Halloween?
Selena: I bet they did that so they could re-use the costumes from earlier.
(gap of silence.)
Selena: HAHAHA! Carrie's line was so funny! Can we rewind that part and hear it again?
David: But if we rewind it, it'll mess up the commentary track.
Jennifer: Let's all just say it then!
Everyone: AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...Mary has a vacuum cleaner. Didn't they do that on "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"?
Selena: Oh my god, I LOVED that show as a kid!
Jennifer: I had the *biggest* crush on Harvey!
Selena: Oh my god, me too!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Well, that was a great movie.
David: Yeah, we should do this again some time.
Selena: My agent booked me for a commentary for something called "Mr. Boogedy". That sounds like it'll be fun.
David: Never heard of it.
Jennifer: Yeah, me neither.
Selena: Well, it's only like, an hour, I think.
Jake: Ooh, we have 10 seconds left. Let's all say bye to everyone!
All: Bye!
....
albert