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Fresh off of her win, it's our next presenter: <b>blackcauldron85</b>!!!:
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<center><b><u>Most Amusing Member of the Year</u></b></center>
:Catullus, the Roman poet, said, "Nothing is more silly than silly laughter." Thanks to the nominees for Most Amusing Posts of the Year, the members of UD have been really silly, and have had bellyaches from laughing too hard. The nominees are:

Escapay
ichabod
Julian Carter
Siren


And the winner is...
























































































<center>Escapay

<i>This is Escapay's 6th Golden Mickey Award.
He previously won Most Amusing Member of the Year in 2007.
Escapay has a total of 6 nominations this year..</i> </center>

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Congratulations again, Escapay! Stay tuned for more!

-Aaron

Back by popular demand, it's another skit by <b>Escapay</b>!:
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<center><b><u>Avatar of the Year</u></b></center>
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Aaron: And now, presenting the award for Avatar of the Year, let's welcome Hot Stuff Maleficent!



Maleficent: Thank you, my dear. Mmm...summer is here and I'm itching to go back out on the beach again. Thank you so much, Jules, for creating me. Avatar of the Year is one of those fun awards that celebrates a member's creativity and identity. It's a great way to show individuality as well as provide a recognizable symbol for other members to recognize. How many of us always associate Disney Duster with Cinderella's transformation? Or Escapay and the ever-faithful Gromit?

(someone pulls Maleficent aside)

What? He got rid of Gromit? Why, that stupid little...

(remembers she's still onstage.)

Um, hehe. Sorry. As I was saying, How many of us always associate Disney Duster with Cinderella's transformation? Or Escapay and the ever-faithful-even-though-he's-gone-now Gromit? And let's not forget the longrunning "Snow Dogs" avatar by longrunning member indianajdp! These little images either stay with us awhile, or change at the whim of a member, and tonight, we give a Golden Mickey to one lucky member who's had the most memorable Avatar. The nominees are...

AwallaceUNC - the only guy under 25 who'll identify himself as an old lady attached to a teapot.

Disneykid - and you thought his signatures were crazy fun!

Julian Carter - his avatars yield strange reactions to which there currently is no known cure.

And the Golden Mickey goes to...

















































<center>Julian Carter

<i>This is Julian Carter's 2nd Golden Mickey Award.
He previously won for Best Avatar in 2007.
Julian Carter has three nominations this year.</i></center>

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Just like at the Emmys and the Oscars, Angela Lansbury gets nominated but doesn't win! It's okay, she's used to it.

Congratulations to Julian Carter!

That's it for tonight; tune back in tomorrow when we wrap up the awards!

-Aaron

Congrats, Jules! Your Avatar series are awesome and the award is well-deserved!

And thanks everyone for Most Amusing Posts of the Year!

Looking forward to the final awards of the ceremony. I wanna know who's gonna get a brain transplant and who's going to Disney World!

Albert

Well I've been sitting her watching these awards now and I'm greatly confused. Before the awards started as the guests arrived on the red carpet there was no Joan Rivers? I wondered where she was.

There was no one on the door to throw out the undesirables and mock those guests who need it most. I mean for Christ's sake look over there, it's Shrek damn him! Who let him in? I I haven't spotted Lasseter yet, but I've heard he'll be making an appearance. I still don't know how he's got the nerve to show his face here after what happened in 2005. <a href="http://www.ultimatedisney.com/forum/vie ... tart=0">As I'm sure we all remember <a>

The awards got under way, award after award went by and no Joan giving her hilarious interviews and zany mad cap antics backstage.

In fact Awards organiser Aaron was also concerned and contacted me with a plee to find Joan. Immediately I used my contacts to put out a search for her. I contacted every plastic surgeon in the world and no of them knew where she was, I even had them check out the bits of skin and fat lying around on the floor after operations, just to make sure they hadn't accidentally cut too much off of her, resulting in her disappearance. For all I knew all that could be left of Joan, was a pair of lips hiding under an operating table somewhere. Shouting put downs to other patients as she looked up their operating gowns.

But then Flanger-Hanger, appeared to have found her, but somehow she didn't look right. Yes, I know what you're thinking, probably the result of more surgery. But then Prince Ali introduced a Joan, then another Joan was introduced by JiminyCrick91.

What!!!!!! 3 Joans? This is mighty suspiscious. And none of them look like the real one.


Hang on... what's this? Quick look at the giant video screen above the stage...I think... I think there's an incoming message!!!!!!




Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me!

Help! Help! This is the real Joan Rivers! Can anyone help me? Is anyone there!

Please you must help me, I'm terrified. Ok I know I don't look that terrifed, but that's what I paid my surgeon for.

Please listen I must warn you. The reason why I've been absent is that I've been captured. And you'll never believe by who! It's Teede! Yes that's right, remember her? She's written a screenplay for a new film called Aladdin IV: Aladdin's revenge against Iger for being bumped out of the platinum line.

It's terrible I tell you! I only read 2 pages of the script and it made me have a stroke. Although in all fairness it does see more promising than The Hunchback of Notre Dame II.

Anway, now she's written it. She wants Toon Studios to make it. She's still asking for the address of Toon Studios in California. I keep telling her that it was in Australia, and that it doesn't even exist anymore. But she won't listen and has taken me prisoner until someone gives her the address. I even tried fooling her with a fake address. 1 America Street, America. But after she looked it up she realised I'd tried to fool her.

But that's not where it ends, she's not alone! She has three accomplices, yes they're Flanger-Hanger, Prince Ali and JiminyCrick91. They're all in it together to get another direct to video sequal made! Don't listen to their lies, they want nothing more than to bring down Disney, by running them into the ground by cheapening their brand with yet more sequels. I event seen the first draft of a script in which Bernard and Bianca have a child with each other, then get into a time machine, travel backwards in time and raise their child, and their child grows up to be Timothy Mouse from Dumbo!

Teede ordered that a fake Joan be made, but wires got crossed and JiminyCrick91, Flanger-Hanger and Prince Ali each made there own fake Joan. That's why there's three fake Jones.

Please, ignore them, they're planning to ruin Disney.

Oh my God!!

The door just creaked!!!!

It's Teede she's back. You know I think Teede is only a minion, I think she's working for a higher authority! Anyone, she might catch me, I'll have to...

Teede: So, seems I can't leave you alone for five minutes doesn't it! You know the punishment.

Joan: No, no, please!

Teede: No use pleading. I warned you that if you tried to warn anybody I'd have to use the anti-gravity vacuum facial surgery undoer on you!

Joan: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Teede Starts up the anti-gravity vacuum facial surgery undoer*

*Joan screams*

Joan: It's reduced me to what I would look like If I'd never had any surgery!!!



Joan: Help me! Help me! Remeber I am the one and only true Joan Rivers!!!! Please! Help...

*Screen goes dead*

Congrats to all the winners again!

Congratulations, Luke, Albert, & Julian!!!

Thanks for my award, everyone! I appreciate it!

Congratulations Albert and Julian!! You are both well deserving of your recent awards!

Congrats, Amy, Luke, Albert, Julian, CJ, and all of the other winners!

Congratulations to all the winners so far.

Glad to have Joan back... even if in captivity!

-Aaron

And now, another skit by <b>ESCAPAY</b>!!
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<center><b><u>CD Review of the Year</u></b></center>
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Aaron: Rather than give another silly spiel about CDs and reviews, let's take a look at the lighter side of these little-read beauties by picking out some of their most humorous and touching lines...

(a flash of "Disney Channel Holiday" by Aaron Wallace)

"Monique Coleman pulls a rabbit out of her hat!"

"The Cheetah Girls forget the lyrics to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" halfway through and resort to their usual caterwauling of "Cheetahlicious" this, "Cheetahlicious" that."

(a flash of "Doodlebops: Get on the Bus!" by Kelvin Cedeno)

"While many children's albums are cringe-inducing even from a child's perspective, the Doodlebops surprisingly uphold a higher quality"

"This album should be enjoyed by most young children, and it's done tastefully enough that parents won't be given headaches."

(a flash of "Enchanted: Soundtrack" by Aaron Wallace)

"The genius of Enchanted's music -- much like the genius of the movie itself -- is its ability to delightfully tease the Disney musical while waving a top hat and kicking the can-can."

"The end result is a song that fits in perfectly with the rest of the CD and emerges as one the decade's better FM movie themes."

(a flash of "High School Musical 2: Soundtrack" by Aaron Wallace)

"Speaking of the '80s"

"Humuhumunukunukuapua'a."

(a flash of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Soundtrack" by Aaron Wallace)

"Best of all, the sequences that seemed jarringly eccentric and overly long in the movie yield terrifically fun euphonies."

"See the movie, buy the soundtrack, and enjoy. Savvy?"

(a flash of "Ratatouille: Soundtrack" by Luke)

"One can't really make the claim that Pixar is repeating themselves."

"Naturally providing an air of romance, it's the type of tune you'd expect to hear in a French film. Then again, it's not much of a stretch to call Ratatouille that."

(a flash of "Ratatouille: What's Cooking?" by Luke)

"Each of the twelve tracks celebrates food"

"In the unlikely event this disc does garner replay requests, some pity may be deserved; listening to this too much may lead to obesity or insanity."

And the Golden Mickey goes to...

















































<center>Enchanted: Soundtrack
by
Aaron Wallace

<i>This is Aaron's 10th Golden Mickey Award.
He previously won a CD Review of the Year award in 2006.
He has a total of 16 nominations this year.</i> </center>

Take a look at the winning CD Review: http://www.ultimatedisney.com/cdroundup ... 7.html#enc

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Thanks for the award, everyone!

Up next, Most Intelligent Member of the Year!

-Aaron

Congratulations to everyone! It has been a great show!

Congrats to all of today's winners!!!!
And I am confused about the whereabouts of Joan Rivers and her impostors.
Whatever.

Congrats to Escapy, you done a splendid job here at UD and congrats to Aaron, I always enjoy readin your reviews.

Now here we're gon'na slow things down a bit with a lovely song written by SwitchFoot, the upcomin christain rock band, these guys are fans of C.S Lewis' Chorn. Of Narnia and were offered the chance to write a song for the new adventure, Prince Caspian.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cLWozOloGk

I don't think Switchfoot is "upcoming", as they've been popular for a while...

PeterPanfan wrote:I don't think Switchfoot is "upcoming", as they've been popular for a while...

and they've been awful for about 10 years and total sellouts for slightly less...

*remembers* oh yeah, well they're somewhat new, cause they're kinda makin a comeback. + I know some of UD might enjoy this song.

Please welcome one of this year's nominees, <b>Dottie</b>!!!:
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<center><b><u>Most Intelligent Member of the Year</u></b></center>
:Apparently the IQ of a genius is 140+. I am sure some of us do have an IQ like that, maybe even most of our nominees and one thing is for sure: The nominees in this category know so much that we would trust them no matter what they told us. That's why we nominated them, and that's all I have to say about that.

The nominees are...

2099net
AwallaceUNC
CJ
Disneykid
Escapay
ichabod
Prudence



And the winner is...
























































































<center>2099net

<i>This is 2099net's 5th Golden Mickey Award.
This is his fourth award for Most Intelligent Member of the Year, having won in 2007 as well.
2099net has five nominations this year.</i> </center>

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Congratulations, Netty!!!

Another award is coming up, folks!

-Aaron

Congrats, Netty!!

Congratulations on your awards Netty and Aaron!