Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:24 pm
A few years ago, I went to the Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween in Disney World. I dressed as a corpse bride and the costume came out quite well for what really was bits and pieces from other costumes I had. I wore a black wig, did some pretty good ghostly make-up, etc. We were exiting the Haunted Mansion when the ghost lady who sits on the hill, drinking tea and telling ghost stories spotted me and said, "You there! What exactly do you think you are doing? Get your rotted corpse back to work or else I will have you exorcised and I don't mean jogging."
I said, "Yes ma'am" and curtsied and started to run back into the building then I of course came back laughing. She pretended she didn't notice me slipping by, and as I left I heard her say, "Dead or alive, you can't get good help these days."
I said, "Yes ma'am" and curtsied and started to run back into the building then I of course came back laughing. She pretended she didn't notice me slipping by, and as I left I heard her say, "Dead or alive, you can't get good help these days."