
1. Audio Commentary with Richard Donner, Corey Feldman, Martha Plimpton, Josh Brolin, Kerri Green, Jeff B. Cohen, Jonathan Ke Quan, and Sean Astin. I'm going to kind of start discussing and rating DVD bonus features. Because I know we're all big DVD fans here at UD and I think it'd be fun. This was one of the best commentaries I've ever listened to. I remember being somewhat down on group commentaries after the pure insanity of the Donnie Darko cast commentary. But this one was just
so much fun. An easy
A+. Full of humor, laugh-out-loud moments, it's great to see the entire main cast together again and looking healthy. Heads up, though- Sean Astin ducks out after about the first 30 minutes.
2. Cyndi Lauper music video: "The Goonies R Good Enough." What a
blast from the past seeing this one again!! The narrator mentions "Mtv" here, though I seem to remember (am I wrong?), that this also aired on the WWF Wrestling program back when Cyndi Lauper used to be a gimmick on their show. Either way, it's chock-full of famous wrestlers- Roddy Piper, the Fabulous Moolah, Andre the Giant, etc. Talk about
cheesy! But I would still rather watch yesterday's refreshed cheese than today's painfully stale
"sweeet" any day.
C+
3. "The Making of the Goonies" - one of Mick Garris's old 1980's "special publicity" behind-the-scenes segments. It would have been nice to see one, had he done one (which it makes no sense that he
wouldn't since he covered Poltergeist, Gremlins, and Goonies too), on The Twilight Zone: The Movie DVD. It's only 6 minutes long but worth a watch or 2 for hardcore fans of the movie.
B-
4. Outtakes. Otherwise knows as Deleted Scenes, here they are sorrily mislabeled, but thankfully include the Octopus Scene that showed on The Disney Channel airings of Goonies, as well as a couple of other scenes I'd never seen before. All were wise choices to remove and thankfully presented here in top-notch quality and in widescreen.
B+

1. Featurette: "Minnesota Nice." Another absolutely top-quality featurette by MGM. In every way, this one is highly informative, relaxed, touching, and wonderfully humorous. William H. Macy is especially a treat to listen to here and his Minnesota-n joke is
very funny. No Steve Buscemi, Harve Presnell, or John Carroll Lynch, but it's a very inviting and satisfying 25-30 minutes.
A+

1. Audio Commentary with Alexander Payne. Payne is a really great director and made a really great movie here, but on this commentary, he leaves
so many gaps of silence, it's a chore to sit all the way through the commentary. I still don't know what a Moderator is on an Audio Commentary, but I'm starting to think it's because of guys like Payne and Ronny Yu that they were invented- I imagine they're there to keep them talking. Payne has no Moderator here. He could use one. However, his insights - when he has them - are very interesting and he's a very smart director with a keen technical knowledge of what he's doing. He also has a very extensive and impressive vocabulary.
C

1. Making-of Documentary: "Terror Takes Shape." It's kind of disappointing that more of the cast aren't present here. Keith David, one of the missing, can be heard talking about the film on John Carpenter's Masters of Horror DVD for Cigarette Burns. But the ones who do show up are perhaps the most important. Joel Polis, who looks
amazing for whatever his age is, is the most fond of the harsh shooting, Richard Masur is the most fond of his character, and Charles Hallahan is the most fond of people coming up to him off the street to talk to him about the movie. The stories are great and the technical information is rich and plentiful. Rob Bottin is enthusiastic to talk, but makes it sound like a nightmare to have worked on. The movie is pretty clearly defined here as an action / sci-fi film, which is a good thing since as a horror film, it lacks. For being over an hour and 20 minutes, though, Universal could have included some Chapter Stops for this doc...
A-
2. Audio Commentary with John Carpenter and Kurt Russell. John Carpenter does a lot of pointing out what's happening onscreen. Kurt Russell does a lot of laughing. I had heard this commentary was a lot funnier and more interesting than it ended up being. I almost turned it off quite a few times.
C
3. Outtakes. These are more Deleted Scenes that have been mislabeled as "Outtakes" (aka- bloopers). This is truly the crown jewel of this edition of the film for me. I had always thought the Bennings scene was a little choppy and left too much unexplained. This doesn't explain much more, but it's incredibly tense and leaves you hanging- in a good way. The commentary and the documentary are overall worthwhile features, but I
know this one will get frequent replay by me.
A

1. Audio Commentary with Catriona MacColl and David Warbeck. Here's another commentary that gets a lot of hype. And it
sure is a good one! Neither had seen the movie in many years, Catriona gets a bit squeamish from time to time, David is blisteringly sarcastic and funny, and they reveal lots of interesting stories about bizarre and insane director Lucio Fulci.
A

1. Audio Commentary with Mary Lambert. Too many gaps. Also, she seems to be largely unaware of much of the schlock value of the movie. Instead finding it to be more of a personally-affecting drama. So, she takes it very seriously. Plus, her comments on Zelda are very confusing! Zelda is definitely played by someone very tall, whom Lambert refers to as "a little boy." Was Zelda actually played by a
child?? How is that humanly possible? So, there's a bit of cluelessness there (not surprising, since she would go on to direct trash like The In-Crowd and Pet Sematary Two). But she's very sweet, knows a lot about music - her best comments come when discussing The Ramones, and the information she has about the special effects and the cats is very satisfying, to people who've always wanted to know how this movie was made.
C-