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Congrats Krystal. You really are the most friendliest person here. But I never said you were my hero. NEVER.

However, you are awesome.

Rock on!

Dave

DaveWadding wrote:Congrats Krystal. You really are the most friendliest person here. But I never said you were my hero. NEVER.

However, you are awesome.

Rock on!

Dave

Ah, Dave..Dave.
Don't let me "print screen" my Inbox of PM's with that message!
But I'll take the "you are awesome" one too!

RJKD23 wrote:

DaveWadding wrote:Congrats Krystal. You really are the most friendliest person here. But I never said you were my hero. NEVER.

However, you are awesome.

Rock on!

Dave

Ah, Dave..Dave.
Don't let me "print screen" my Inbox of PM's with that message!
But I'll take the "you are awesome" one too!

with what message?

Oooooooh! scandal!?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

ichabod wrote:Oooooooh! scandal!?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

scandal?!

WHERE?!

Dave's in denial.
I think calling me awesome and telling me "You rock" is equivalent to Hero!

Without my eyes, you'd not have Peter Pan SE!
Btw, send out that money order yet?

RJKD23 wrote:Dave's in denial.
I think calling me awesome and telling me "You rock" is equivalent to Hero!

Without my eyes, you'd not have Peter Pan SE!
Btw, send out that money order yet?

You're right. I'm ENTERNALLY grateful

No, I need to swing by the Post Office and do that though...

O-kay...no offense, but can we continue the awards ceremony? Krystal, again, congrats but this discussion between you and Dave is getting weird.

chaychay102royal wrote:O-kay...no offense, but can we continue the awards ceremony? Krystal, again, congrats but this discussion between you and Dave is getting weird.

Admittedly, it's because I'm a few fries short of a Happy Meal, if you catch my drift.

I get your drift (I've heard that statement before). I'm not trying to say you're stupid or anything, I'm just stating that the conversation is getting a little strange and out of control and I'm trying to-no offense you guys-put an end to it.

YAY CONGRATS KRYSTAL an award well deserved yet again.... but hey wehre are the pixar toddlers??? I loved them the last time.

Congratulations Krystal.

chaychay102royal wrote:O-kay...no offense, but can we continue the awards ceremony? Krystal, again, congrats but this discussion between you and Dave is getting weird.

Will do chaychay.
Just a lil talking while waiting for the awards to return!
You could always ignore the convo...
And BTW, we wait for Aaron for the return of the awards!

DreamerQ18 wrote:but hey where are the pixar toddlers???

Sleeping.

Hello!

Well you join me again as things are about to come screaming to an end!

I have bad news for you, the 9 old sequelwraiths have returned with the one sequel!

John Lasseter: Ha, Ha! Our plan is nearing it's end! Sequelwraiths, put the sequel on the DVD players and secure our audience!

Joan: Ah, we're being strapped into our chairs and being forced to watch!

Ah It's starting, oh wait, it's just an unskippable trailer!

DVD Trailer: You Loved the original Classic. Now rejoin your favourite characters on an all new action packed adventure. Coming this Fall exclusively to DVD. Marvel at the vomit inducing horror or "The Fox and the Hound II: Widow Tweed's Revenge. After contracting rabies from a dying squirrel, Todd the Fox returns home to seek sanctuary from his adoptive mother. After Vixy has run away with another Fox who has better job prospects and can easily catch Fish, Todd is alone. Will his old friend Copper remember him, or will the amnesia that he suffered after being sat on by Amos reduce him to tearing Todd to pieces. Things take an alarming twist when Todd blinded by rage at being in such a film bites Widow Tweed's arm, however this was no ordinary rabies it was radioactive rabies that turns Widow Tweed into a killing machine!? Will she remember who she is before her rampaging harms those she loves, will Vixy come crawling back after being dumped for a Younger Vixen and having 3 litters leaving her bingo-winged and undesirable!? Will anybody care? Find out, Fall 2005!



Joan: That was horrific! Oh my here comes another one!

DVD Trailer: Join us, as the unexpected happens. Listen to my slow dreary announcer voice as I try to sound excited even though I hate my job. Prepare to say "wha?" as next summer Walt Disney pictures brings you...







"Fun and Fancy Free II: Funner, Fancier and Freer!: Most Unexpected Sequel Ever!" That's right join millions and buy the DVD that will sell more than the original. The only Disney movie so far to have 2 subtitles. The original is a beloved classic that taught children across the world that domestic violence is not only acceptable but necessary to a healthy, happy marriage! As Bongo and Lulu-Belle set up home together watch the trouble as it unfolds. Their marriage is on unsteady ground! Will Bongo find out about Lulu-Belle sleeping with the man who she buys the honey from? Will he find out that she feels Bongo is an inadequate lover? Things really kick off when Lump-Jaw returns! Will Bongo be a match for Lump-Jaw? Do any of you know who any of these characters I'm talking about are? Find out next summer what the animation world has been screaming about! "undescribable" says the New York Times, "I'm surprised it took them this long to get round to it" say Siskel and Ebert, "My face is BURNING" says Leonard Maltin. Find out how many appearances there will be from characters from "Brother Bear" in order to make some of the characters in the film recogniseable to children.

And find out what bears really do in the woods!



Joan: Oh my God! I haven't been in this much pain since I had to endure Britney trying to sing! Ah, here comes another!

DVD Trailer: The moment you've all been waiting for, soon the quadrilogy will be complete. Coming to DVD next Summer....








"The Lion King 9 7/8 x 6 to the power 4: We're really milking the franchise now". Join for favourite characters as the try to recapture the triumph of the original. Endure the painful reprise of "Hakuna Matata" and bury your face as Nathan Lane's voice drives you to suicide. As Simba holds his place atop Pride Rock, his paradise may be in danger, as the hunters from "Bambi" go on holiday to the African Savannah, they get a shootin' and Sarabi gets a dyin'! As he swears to reap revenge on the evil hunters who have taken his only living parent, he decides that matters have to be taken into his own hands. As he disguises himself as Christina Aguilera he travels to the United States and sets about his revenge! What will happen when he captures the President keeping him hostage, how will they survive when the droppings get neck high! To find out, complete your quadrilogy summer 2005!



Joan: Ah, I'm terrified and we haven't even started yet!

Oh my word the actual film is starting now, it's going to be a bumpy ride! I can reveal that the one sequel so powerful it will destroy all humanity's faith in Disney is...

*Door bursts open*

Michael Eisner: Stop!



Joan: What the...?

Eisner: Yes, I have broken free of my Polish prison. After years of eating nothing but rat droppings I finally made friends with them. They knew I worked with a mouse and eventually they nibbled through the ropes that you had secured me with! I have news for you all!

Hayao, Jeffrey and ... I'm sorry what's your name?

David Brown: It's David Brown! I'm really quite famous you know!

Eisner: Well I have news for you, the promises you have been made are nothing but lies! PixGhibDreamSky Pictures will never be, you have been lied to by the man who calls himself John Lasseter! Once he has done away with Disney he will do away with you too! He needed your help in order to topple the mouse, but your animation studios can be taken down easily!

Joan: I don't get it, if he isn't Lasseter, then who is he?

Eisner: The man who claims to have loved Disney, it was an inspiration, is a liar. Allow me to tell you his story! He seeks to destroy all animation. His hatred is not his own he has inherited it from his father. His father was once right at the top of a huge animation studio. However he was only one half of it though, his brother was the other, however over time one brother began to outshadow the other. Eventually one brother became the figurehead, the top dog, the man who everyone knew and loved, and this man who calls himself John Lasseter's father sank into the background!

Joan: You mean...

John Lasseter: You figured it out Eisner, yes there's no denying it! My father was a genius and he was robbed af fame! Yes, I am none other than...



















ROY E. DISNEY!



Yes it's true i don't need you idiots I have done what I needed you for. Using this device here, I will destroy Disneyland using weapons of mass destruction i purchsed from Saddam!

Say Good-bye!

*Roy Presses Button*

Eisner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Eisner Jumps into path of missile*

*LARGE EXPLOSION*

Joan (bedraggled and rising from rubble):OH MY WORD! The explosion has taken out Roy, Miyazaki, Katzenberg, Eisner and David Brown and the rest of the Guruettes!

David Brown: I'm not Dead! Just hurt very, very badly!

Joan: Who would've thought it! Michael Eisner saved Disney!

Here's the final award!

that's great I love the The Fox and the Hound II: Widow Tweed's Revenge, that's priceless!!!:lol:

That was bound to happen to Mike Eisner.

It's just hit me what this award ceremony needs.

And "in Memoriam" spot with a list of all the UDers who have departed us over the last year!

Although I guess they could just check the missing posters thread!

Yeah, that would be a good idea. But what would happen if all the sudden they came back?

Zoltack wrote:Yeah, that would be a good idea. But what would happen if all the sudden they came back?

Well what if the people the The Oscars paid tribute to came back?

Alright then how about a list of the people who haven't left, but we wish they would?

No way, another Fun and Fancy Free!
Say it isn't soo!

ichabod, you're crazy!

ichabod wrote:Alright then how about a list of the people who haven't left, but we wish they would?

*gasp* you wouldn't dare!

Well you would have to make sure that they retired from the forum completely. But your other idea I like. Just as long as I'm not in that list.