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Well, Prudence asked Megan if she had a secret pendant, but Megan was too preoccupied with making out with Julian before he drew his last breaths. Since this was the fault of Megan's own Viola, Meg could not help but to cry thousands and thousands of tears.

Now, as for that pendant, Megan dropped it as she ran off crying. Jeremy somehow entered this universe and was quite displeased. By kissing the pendant, Prudence turned the gigantic urinating toad into Mason Ireton. A very dazed and confused Mason, that is. He couldn't recall anything about his adventures as a maniacal amphibian, and he was having trouble even walking in a straight line. Prue let him lean on her for support as they walked towards Megan and Jeremy.

Jeremy was interrogating Megan, asking her who "that Julian person" was. At this precise moment, Julian Carter returned as a monstrosity. His motive? Revenge on Viola.

(This is like a soap opera on crack!)

megan and jeremy ran off to make out in an alley somewhere.

Jeremy showed Megan a whole new world, if you know what I mean. (Well, you were asking for it!)

of course i was

Prudence wrote:Jeremy showed Megan a whole new world, if you know what I mean.

And... the world he showed her was... TERRIFYING!!! Everything that once had color had become a hard, burnt-out gray. Trees and flowers were on fire. The sky rumbled and boiled with unavoidable anger. What non-human animals were left were stricken with a screaming insanity. The roads would move and the cars stood still. And the food started eating the people.

Jeremy turned to Megan and asked her...

to become his bride (even though we're already engaged!) and she did. they got married in this new world, and lived happily together, because no matter where we are, or what comes upon us, i will always be, first and foremost, for him<3

Well, until he gets eaten by an angry broccoli (yes, Laz, I put that because of your av). So Jasmine faces a great challenge. She must always be for the one she loves, but how, when the one she loves is now chewed up into pieces (and yes, he is dead because of that)? Do broccoli's have stomachs? No! So Jasmine couldn't wait for the broccoli to evacuate him from the bowels, as he had no bowels. So Jasmine chose to marry the broccoli!

To Be Continued...


Julian Carter, I stopped doing the recaps because this story has gotten too long and ridiculous, and I don't think anyone should bother trying to follow it as it'd riddled with mistakes and inconsistencies and plot holes and I just don't feel like doing them anymore. Is that okay?

If we wanted to do a story with a basic set of rules, guidelines, and maybe even some kind of main plot we're aloud to add details to and expand but we have to follow, then maybe a story that makes more sense could happen. We could start one together, maybe even continue it off of the Maleficent and lollipop and Ursula with kids story, before everything got all crazy.

But we shall let this story continue!

Broccoli was very difficult to live with. There quickly became a people-famine and he became very starved and ornery. He refused to eat her but would insult her voraciously, give her nasty glares, and when his eyes began to look scary, his sudden and unpredictable temper would send chills up her spine. One day he raised a hand to her and nearly hit her in the face, in a very intense moment, she didn't feel safe anymore.

Meanwhile, Prudence and Mason popped out of nowhere, since they had apparently been following Megan and Jeremy-the-Now-Broccoli. In an attempt to return Jeremy to his true form, they ...

Kidnapped him in the middle of the night, drove him out to a burning field, staked him up on top of a huge wooden cross, made him sing "Like a Prayer" 400 times until he couldn't sing anymore... But they decided this wasn't getting them anywhere and decided to...

sing him a lullaby. he fell asleep, and Megan climbed on top, cried a single tear, and he was returned to his normal form, never to be turned into anyone or anything else, or killed, or anything. all he did was be awesome and make babies with his wife

Until an army of Broccoli's came along and ate all the awesome babies. But not before kidnapping them and fattening them up like Hansel & Gretel. And because the babies were so awesome, the Broccoli would glow like fluorescent-neon titanium and became awesome, and never needed to do human / animal things like breathe and (expel things). But they were scary and could only be killed by overeating...babies. But everyone was so scared that they couldn't have any babies. Though that didn't worry the Broccoli none- because they wouldn't eat anymore babies anyway. They were too awesome-reborn. And they walked around the streets of the Horrifying World towering over everyone like a host of Staypuft Marshmallow-men.

Until, one day...

one of the babies they ate became really excessively huge, and killed them because it was like over-eating babies.

but out of nowhere Batman and Robin came and began attacking the baby with the baby winning.

...while Mason and Prudence stared in disbelief. They had left and returned years later, since some time obviously had to pass for Jasmine and Jeremy to have more than a few babies and for twisted criminals to plan attacks. WELL, since it had been...five years and the two people that I'm writing about were now twenty-four and twenty-two and Prudence operated a successful business firm they simply...called on a bunch of employees to start shooting Batman and Robin.

Unfortunately, the employees had really bad aims.

Droopy, a sad looking, basset hounddog took aim and whacked Robin in the head. "Robin! NOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Batman and dashed towards Droopy, who was dodging the hero's moves. "Mr. Batman" commanded Droopy, marching up on Batman's body, That makes me mad" loathed Droopy, who amazingly beated the daylights out of Batman thus leaving the man dead...."You know what?..." replied Droopy facing Prue and Mason, "I'm happy"

So, despite it being extremely bizarre, Prudence hired Droopy to come work for her. After all, how many basset hounds can talk?

Unfortunately for our strange heroes and heroines, the broccoli army had more reinforcements on the way.

Ray the leader of the Brocioli team, summoned all the menacing Disney Villains, including B.B.Wolf, Clayton, Frollo, Cherbog, Malceifenct, Urusela, Dirty Bill (a Silly Syphonie villain) and Peg Leg Pete

Prue: Holly *bleep*, why do the villains always need back up?

Mason: You got me, *draws his weapon from the sleath* Come on humor me you lowlife, foul, ungreatful, poor depressed villains.

Capt. Hook: With pleasure me lad. *draws his sword in the air* Attack those scruvy imbeciles.

All the villains and heroes charge at one another thus engaged in a epic battle.

and five seconds later the dude, the babe, and the dog are dead.
while the villains go to the pub to celebrate their victory, an angel comes from heaven and brings them back... as superheros that won't be hurt or killed.

Hook retreated back to his ship.

Prudence and Mason quietly followed him...planning to attack.


Captian Hook came swinging down from a rope tied to the top of his ship. All of a sudden one of his pirates came at him with a sword. Hook thrust his own sword into the pirate's side,causing him to fall,and die.

Hook ran to the edge of the ship,planning to jump out,when Mr.Smee ran in front of him.

"Blast you,Mr.Smee!" Hook growled at him.

"Bu-but,Mr.Hook,Pan is up there!". Smee defended.

Hook turned around and looked up to see a shadow fly across the other side of the ship,behind the flag. Hook darted up to the lookout spot and and started climbing the flah pole,quitely,so Peter wouldn't notice him.

Hook's plan failed as Peter saw him and dove to the other side of the ship.

"You'll never catch me,old man! Face it,all you are is a...codfish!" Peter yelled from across the ship.

Hook snarled and slid down the pole.

He started to run when he heard a sound that caused him to feel nausiated.

"Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock" The crocodile's stomach said as it edged up the ship.

Hook ran down the stairs into the cabins.

He hid under a bed and hoped nobody would see him.

Unfortunatly,Hook's hat fell off while he was running down the steps.

Peter came in the cabins,knife in hand.
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On the other side of the ship,Masona dn Prudence were fighting off pirates,hand in hand. Prudence quickly did some sort of karate move as she kicked a pirate in the face. Mason applauded and did his own move,a flying sidekick. Both pirtes were dead,and Prudence and Mason had a sign of accomplishment on their faces.