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damn I was on the football team but I guess I was secretly saying this is me this is who I am world look at me

What are you talking about Campbellz? I thought you were straight...

I am it was a joke

Disney Duster wrote:I didn't say anything about football being gay. You're crazy.

No, but why would it bother you if a guy was into sports and stuff and was attracted to guys?

Oh, my, the attacking violence the men wreak on other men while playing the sports...

Disney Duster wrote:Oh, my, the attacking violence the men wreak on other men while playing the sports...

Mike, that comment just.... baffles me. God forbid that gay men do something that isn't *GASP* gay!


Btw, I'm curious to see what your post said before you changed it.

But football IS very gay. It's a bunch of men in tight pants grabbing at their teammates' behinds while bending over and fighting over a ball. Sometimes, it gets dirty and sweaty. Then they all go back to a locker room to get naked and shower.

That's gayer than me.

Yeah Football is pretty gay.

But UFC is the gayest sport ever. Think about it: two nearly naked muscle bound men wailing on each other, getting all sweaty, hands flying everywhere. I was watching a match at my best friend's house not too long ago and couldn't stop giggling. He was like "what's so funny" and I said "This is more homoerotic than my porn collection".

He doesn't think so, but it's true.

Wrestling's pretty gay too. Two almost naked roid-pumped sweaty oiled up men groping each other?

Not exactly a gay classic, but I finally found the most fabulous transfer ever of this out of print classic. Willing to bet a legit CD release wouldn't sound as spectacular as what I've got now.

xxhplinkxx wrote:

Disney Duster wrote:Oh, my, the attacking violence the men wreak on other men while playing the sports...

Mike, that comment just.... baffles me. God forbid that gay men do something that isn't *GASP* gay!


Btw, I'm curious to see what your post said before you changed it.

Are you kidding me! The idea of gay guys loving baseball is so cute.

But think about football or boxing, Chris, the very idea. Gay guys love men. They would never be so violent to them "because it's fun".

On that subject, sports are too violent. Why all the hate, straight guys? Love you're fellow men! No, it doesn't have to be sexually...

Anyway, I think it said "football is how straight guys let out the homosexuality deep inside."

I wanted to take it down realizing it might make straight guys feel bad and wanna stop playing a sport they love, but then Campbellz came in talking about how he's suddenly gay or something...

Disney Duster wrote:But think about football or boxing, Chris, the very idea. Gay guys love men. They would never be so violent to them "because it's fun".

Mike, it's called competitive sports. That's what it's all about.

Uh...you can't compete in other ways, in other things?

Making guys get injured and bleed and even die, yeaaaahhhh!!! Doing it to yourself, yeaaaaahhhh!!!! It's all good fun!

"But people could die in anything."

Yea, like sports aren't definately more dangerous than video games or musical theater because you're dancing on a stage instead of trying to knock people down or grab something from them or punch people in the face like in boxing. Yeaaaahhhh!!!!

Straight guys make so much sense because they like hurting others and getting hurt. It's fun. The adrenaline. The challenge. Yeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Of course they can do it, because they love to. You should be able to do what you love, as long as it doesn't hurt others.

Wait.

!

Uh...I guess you can do what you love...if...everyone involved...is willing, and okay with...and likes?!...getting hurt! That right?

History lesson: Originally football was going to be banned because there were too many deaths. Then they made a safer version so the violence I mean fun could continue!

Mike...

"Oh yea, oh yea, well, isn't there something everyone, gay or straight, likes to do that hurts, hm?"

It's sex, guys.

Yea, the first few times. But the pain is necessary for something pleasurable. Hell it's the highest pleasure ever. But you could eliminate the pain from the sports.

But then they wouldn't be as...fun.

Disney Duster wrote:

xxhplinkxx wrote:

tell a friend child.

Also Mike one of my very good friends who happen to be gay named William does mixed amatuer MMA matches. I'm pretty sure that being gay doesn't place you in option a or option b. You're the same as anyone else, just that you have a preference for weiner.

Disney Duster wrote:"Oh yea, oh yea, well, isn't there something everyone, gay or straight, likes to do that hurts, hm?"

It's sex, guys.

Yea, the first few times. But the pain is necessary for something pleasurable. Hell it's the highest pleasure ever. But you could eliminate the pain from the sports.

But then they wouldn't be as...fun.

Mike, what the HELL are you talking about? Have you gone completely off your rocker?


I think insanity is slowly but surely spreading itself through UD.

Mike is surely off his trolley. There is just no other way to put it.

This conversation is boring me. I'm bored now. Who wants to spin it in a wild new direction?

Ok not to change the subject, but what do you think about the Miss. California fiasco that is currently happening?
Here is a link.

My problem wasn't her view on gay marriage, everyone has their own opinion on the subject.
The two things made me steamed, one was that she said we had a choice on "same or opposite marriage" when that is only true in four states.
The other was that she lumped everyone toghter in have the same option as her, "In my country . . ."

Beside this point I think its good that people are talking about the subject and even though we have lots of people still hate us and open forum like this might open someone eyes.
I still am looking for the day people start to understand that its not a choice and that love is love.

Oh, f*** her and the horse she rode in on.


In other news:

Everyone's favorite fag-hag, Will & Grace's Debra Messing, is returning to network TV!

Susan Boyle's never been kissed and wants to stay that way.

And most importantly:

VH1 is bringing back DIVA'S!!!!! And they're letting you have some say, hopefully, into which Diva's will be featured in the 2009 edition.

I don't know if you guys are as excited as Kyle and I are, but we're definitely hoping to see some Celine, Cher, and Whitney!


Back to you, Chip!