Widdi wrote:
For Escapy.
Thanks for the compliments, everyone!
And ToyStoryFan, I actually FORGOT to do a slipcover bit in there! So just for you, I've modified the ending...
BVHE Exec 1: Okay, that's it for today. We'll meet again in a couple months to discuss
Oliver & Company.
BVHE Exec 4: Why don't we just re-release the existing disc with new cover art and different preview trailers?
BVHE Exec 1: That sounds good. Consider it done. See you guys in September, I'm off to Tahiti!
BVHE Exec 2: Wait a minute, what about the slipcover?
BVHE Exec 1: What about it?
BVHE Exec 2: Well, aren't we going to discuss what kind it will be? Open-like-a-book, embossed, holographic, fuzzy surface, scratch-and-sniff, or give-you-a-paper-cut?
BVHE Exec 3: My god, you mean we're gonna figure out what kind of tree-killing DVD condom to put on the case, but we can't find room on the DVD for a half-hour documentary???
BVHE Exec 4: (harshly) Shut up, BVHE Exec 3.
BVHE Exec 3: (timidly) Okay.
BVHE Exec 1: Hmm...what kind of slipcover have we not done in awhile?
BVHE Exec 4: Let's do an open-like-a-book. We haven't done those in years!
BVHE Exec 2: I think a scratch-and-sniff that smells like squirrels would be good.
BVHE Exec 4: Squirrels? How do you even know what squirrels smell like?
BVHE Exec 2: I...just do.
BVHE Exec 1: Look, all this talk is cutting into my vacation time. BVHE Exec 3, tell them to do the usual scented paper condom or whatever it is, and make it no more different than the actual cover. Now, I've got to catch my plane or the mistress - er, missus - will get annoyed.
(Everyone leaves. BVHE Exec 3 has a frisky glimmer in his eye... A few months later,
The Sword in the Stone hits DVD shelves in stores across the country)
Little Boy: Look, Mommy! It's a new Disney movie!
Mommy: Yes, Little Boy, it's
The Sword in the Stone! I loved that movie when I was your age.
Little Boy: You were my age? No way!
Mommy: Yes way! Come on, we'll pick it up.
(Mommy picks up the DVD case, and reads the back of it.)
Mommy: Oh look, Little Boy, it's got a Merlin's Academy game for you!
Little Boy: (unexcited) Hurray...
Mommy: And there's also a...hold on, there's something covering the words...
(Mommy takes a closer look at the strange little package that's between the case and the shrinkwrap)
Mommy: (reading) "Official Disney DVD Condom...squirrel-scented?!?!!"
Widdi wrote:If this DVD is the same AR as the gold collection then there is no chance I will ever buy it. What the hell would be the point?
To prove to quilly you're a true Disney fan.
Albert