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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:23 pm
by Jasmine1022
JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because she loves him

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:26 pm
by memnv
Who was havinga fist fight with danfrandes over who was the babies father, Jasmine made them ....
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:27 pm
by Jules
But Jeremy is my ghost in disguise! I plant a kiss on Jasmine's cheek. She slaps me in the face for being such a grossly impolite jerk.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:28 pm
by Jasmine1022
stop. she decided that she HATED danfrandes (big surprise) and she killed him. she then ran off with jeremy and no one could find them. ever.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:30 pm
by Jules
I found them!

Then I stole Jasmine away from Jeremy. However, he killed my ghost with fury and left me impaled on the rocks. And Jasmine didn't even pray for my soul.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:34 pm
by memnv
all of a sudden a funny looking white hertz appeared and out of the car came the Ghost Busters. They said we got acall froman memnv about some ghost sightings, now stand back and let us do our job,. Then.....
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:36 pm
by Jules
Jasmine and Escapay and my dead ghost were caught and destroyed.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:36 pm
by Jasmine1022
then jasmine1022 turned into julian carter and killed the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing's left. no dream, no body parts, no space farts. all thats left is the memory of the baby that *SOMEBODY NAMED JULIAN CARTER* killed.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:39 pm
by Jules
Then I came back to life and killed space.

I revived Jasmine, swept her off her feet, married her, and we lived happily every after.
THE END!
Or is it?
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:40 pm
by memnv
from inside the exto plasma thingy and realized it was only them, not the outside world. So to get back on the story
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:04 am
by Jules
You cannot deny that we lived happily ever after.

And we had lots of babies so Jasmine forgot that I had accidentally killed her first one.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:10 am
by Jasmine1022
NO I DIDNT.
in fact, because you killed my first baby i was sterile and i couldnt have anymore. and you got mad and killed me.
thanks julian

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:15 am
by Jules

No I didn't, my sweetest honeybunch! Don't you see? We had twins, triplets and quadruplets (or whatever you call them...). You're as fertile as ever, and pumping out babies like an express train.
Anyways ... I give you a present for mother's day, and you are so happy that you want to give Escapay a kiss. *now tinkerbell gets jealous*
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:50 pm
by Jasmine1022
nope. it's actually not me that's pumping out those babies. you just THINK it's me. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
and i would never, EVER kiss escapay. i just dont like him like that. maybe on the cheek. maybe.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:01 am
by Jules
It is you! It is you!

We went to the cinema together and watched "Harry Potty and the Philosopher's Underwear", but it wasn't very romantic so we demanded our money back, and got it.
If you keep denying truth then I'll just sit in the corner and sulk. SO THERE!
TBContinued
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:06 am
by Jasmine1022
do you think i care if you sulk in the corner?? no. i am married to jeremy and...thats that.
but i love you anyway

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:10 am
by Jules
Jasmine1022 wrote:but i love you anyway

WHOOPIE!!!!! So do I!
The story can finally proceed (after getting caught in a love triangle that ahs lasted about 2 pages).
Jeffrey Katzenberg makes a final appearance. His eyes are flashing red! He's possessed! Fetch a exorcist!
To be continued...
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:01 pm
by Jasmine1022
an exorcist is nowhere to be found!! so, danfrandes decides to try. but, in the process...
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:26 am
by Jules
... multiplies into another one million and three hundred thousand Jeffrey Katzenbergs.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:12 pm
by Prudence
All of a sudden, rocks fell on top of said one million and three hundred thousand Jeffrey Katzenbergs.