Everyone knows the story about the Beauty and The Beast and how did they meet, how Belle´s fear turned in love and her beast into a charming prince. But what we don´t know it´s the story behind this couple...Until now.
Welcome to behind the magic: The Beauty and the Beast.
Host: goodevening ladies and gentlemens, today in our show we have two special guest, Beauty and Beast, welcome and thank you for coming
Beast: No,Thanks to y..
--Belle sees angry to Beast and shows him a paper, he quick shut up and sits scared--
Belle: Thanks to you, and forgive Beast, aparently he is missing the training chain.
Host:
err..yeah,so...Belle please tell me, what was the first thing you thought when you saw Beast´s castle?
Belle: Well, the first thing I tought was "Huge castle, huge garden, huge wallet"
Host: But we saw you frigten when you first saw it.
Belle:Oh yes, tha was whe I tought that if everything was so huge, maybe he was hidding something small, you know what I mean
Host:Did you know that this is a G-rated show?
Belle:
Ups, my mistake
sorry, it´s just than when we were with Jerry...
--Flashback--
Jerry: Welcome back folks, our next couple´s problem it´s a little furry one:
"My husband it´s a beast"
--cheering crowd sound.
Belle and Beast enter to the stage with the same clothes of the dance scene--
Jerry:So Belle, you told us about your problems with Beast, but please tell us first: What kind of aimal it´s Beast?
Belle: well...err...well I...I first tought it was a kind of dog or...
Jerry: So beast it´s a dog?
Belle: well,that´s n...
Jerry:What kind of dog? a chiatzu, a chow chow, a collie?
Beast:Hey, I´m not a dog or something!
Jerry: Please Bell, would you calm your pet?
Beast:
I´m not a fricky pet!
Belle:Beast, please calm yourself
Beast:No Belle! I´m tired of thi...
Jerry: Use a paper
Belle: I make you pardon?
Jerry:use a paper, show him who is the boss
Beast:Belle, don´t hear this guy you know that...
Belle:Normal paper or sundays paper?
Beast:
I don´t belive it! Belle, I´m your husband
Belle:Sit and stay quiet furry
Beast: What?!
--Belle grabs the paper and start hiting him--
Crowd:yeah!!! show him!show him!
--flashback over--
Belle: And that´s the story of the paper n_n
Host:(talking on the cellphone)...yes, yes, 20 tacos, lots of onion, no chilli and quick!(hang out) I´m srry, you were saying?
Belle:about the time I first use the paper.
--flashback comes again--
Host: No please!!
...
--Flashback stops ad we´re back again on the stage--
Host: I mean, who could ever forget it.
Beast:
Specially Springer hehehe
Belle:Told ya!
--she quickly pull a chain on Beast neck an he falls unconcient to the ground and with a little tic on the back leg--
Host: He´s ok?
Belle:Yes, that was just the punish chain
Host: I like how it´s sound that
Belle:
I tought you said this was a G-Rated show.
Hots: It is, but you started it. Anyway,so please tell me the problems with the little furr ball.
Belle:Ok, when we first meet it was winter and man, that furr was very confortable, lik huging a big rug.But then the summer came and I said "That rug must go" and I tried to shave him.
Host: And you did it?
Belle: Yes,but it was a hard time because...
Host; wait a sec! isn´t supposed that when you told him you love Beast he would turn into a charin prince?
Belle:Maybe I´m one crazy-for-the-fairytales gal, but I´m not stupid.
Host:Then why did you told him that?
Belle:Big Library,big house, lots of servants...duh
--Beast strts to wake up--
Belle: And because I saw the real man inside Beast, a loving, kind and beautyfull person...
Host: Well,that´s it for today,we thank Belle and the big rug...I mean Beast, for being our guest
--Lumiere enter on the stage--
Lumiere:Be..Our..Guest!
--Host quickly stands up and kicks out Lumiere--
Host: not in this show baby!
Well, see you next week in our special "Please lie to me Pinochio!" whn we´ll have pinochio and the happy fairy goodmother
