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Julie: I hope that the bean burrito I had for lunch stays inside of me while I have to be posed like this...

Mary: God, I hate kids. I'm a magical nanny, floating upside-down by my bloody bottom, and they'd still rather fly a broken kite with their boring daddy. WTF!?

Well, with all this talk about The Haunted Mansion...


Eddie: Hey, if I've told you once, I've told you twice- I don't want any Ghoul Scout cookies!

Jim Evers: I keep telling you- if you want to be on Dancing With the Stars, you'll just have to trust me to take the lead!

blackcauldron85 wrote:Jim Evers: I keep telling you- if you want to be on Dancing With the Stars, you'll just have to trust me to take the lead!

Ha!

So that's the character's name... lol

I can't believe I forgot all about this game I started! Wonderful responses so far everyone

For the Mary picture:

Bert: Oi, Mary! I don't phink I've ever seen you do that trick a'fore!

Mary: *eyes glow and speaks in a guttural voice* The one you call Mary is no longer here!

Bert: Ha ha, good'un Mary!...Mary?

*Head spins around like during the Step In Time sequence*

^ Out loud.

blackcauldron85 wrote:Julie: I hope that the bean burrito I had for lunch stays inside of me while I have to be posed like this...

That bean burrito made her bottom rise in the air like that!

And that was a really funny good one Scaps!

I have quite a few:
#1 (1 and 2 are dealing with the Sleeping Beauty picture, in the style of Married...With Children)
Prince Phillip: How was your day, father?
Humbert: You really want to know? All right. Fat Lady comes to the court today. She wanted to know what's the meaning of life. I told her that her life's goal is to eat every Hostess Twinkie and Pop Tart she sees, and/or join Weight Watchers.
Prince Phillip: It sure is tough being a king. Maybe I shouldn't marry Aurora, then .
#2
Prince Phillip: Dad, you know that this is illegal!
Humbert: I guess you are right, son. Teenagers .
Prince Phillip: I mean, insurance companies have been ripping us off for years, maybe this is the time we got our share!
Aladdin Picture:
Aladdin: Hello, young lady! Would you like to buy a red hot pot?
Jasmine: GO AWAY, YOU GIRL-SCOUT WANNABE! Allah, do these annoying door-to-door salesmen have anything else better to do?
Mary Poppins Picture:
Mary (thinking): So, this is how Sister Mary Clarence must have felt when sitting on Sister Act 2's movie title.

Another picture to caption!



Wart: Uh, Merlin...I can't see my reflection.
Merlin: Um...I thought I did the anti-acne spell right... Oh well, at least you can't see your acne anymore!

Wart: I'm going for a swim.

Merlin: NO! You'll get poisoned!

Merlin: Wart, don't drink that water! It will make your voice sound different with every word you say!

Wart: (squeaky soprano) Uh (low bass) oh.

Arthur: Ooooooooh, prettie (wrong spelling intended) water! OOOOOH I can see myself. OOOOOOOOOH, pretty fishies! Here I come, fishies!
Merlin: Wart, what did I tell you about drinking Vodka! Oh Lord, the boy's sinking to the bottom! What is that spell for saving someone that drowns!
Arthur (muffled): Merlin, you look great in this pretty water!
Merlin: Oh, never mind! Wait, was that the spell! OH NO! I am stuck with the Drunk!
Arthur (singing): The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plaaaaaain.
Merlin: That is it! Wart, I am giving you water and ONLY water for the rest of the week.
Arthur: OOOOOOOOH! Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Water! Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, my oh my what a wonderful day!
Merlin: Let's go home, boy!
Arthur: Does home have a moat so I can look at the PREEEEETTTTIE WATEEERRR!
Merlin: Oh, Sir Ector is going to have the time of his life when he hears about this one!
Arthur: I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before!
Merlin: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! If you did not understand me, I said SHUT UP ! If you continue this behavior, I will give you the demerits myself!
Arthur: Oh, but Merlin.
Merlin: Dear Lord, my Shepherd and Savior, give me strength! [/b]

UmbrellaFish wrote:Merlin: Wart, don't drink that water! It will make your voice sound different with every word you say!

Wart: (squeaky soprano) Uh (low bass) oh.

I skipped out on the Eddie Murphy one, and I'm not even going to try the SITS one. As far as I'm concerned, UmbrellaFish had the best one.

albert

For the SITS one...


Wart: Is this close enough? I wish my voice would stay consistent

Merlin: Now Archimedes! Push him in and see if he pops up in the real world!!!

Escapay wrote:

UmbrellaFish wrote:Merlin: Wart, don't drink that water! It will make your voice sound different with every word you say!

Wart: (squeaky soprano) Uh (low bass) oh.

I see your and I add a

And avonleastories95, yours was really funny, too!

UmbrellaFish wrote:

If you don't hurt me, I promise you won't have to sit through another one of my movies. I promise! I promise!

blackcauldron85 wrote:

Arthur: "Gee, Merlin, I wish I knew how to swim. I tried it once and almost drowned. Of course... Kay holding my head down in the water might have had something to do with that. I wonder why I can't see any fish. I wish I could swim like a fish- do you think you could arrange that for me, y'know- with your magic? I wish I had your magic, then I wouldn't need you at all and you would stop following me around- everywhere I go. People give us these weird looks when we're in public together and I don't like that very much, even though I don't know what they mean. Gee, that water sure looks different. And another thing, Merlin- why do you wear a dress like that? I didn't know men could wear dresses, I thought that was just for queens, princesses, and servant-women. Though of course, I'm just a kid so I don't know everything. Like... I was at this hanging the other day and the people talking in the crowd said the guy was hanged for... what's the word: sawdermy? What does that mean? Wait- don't tell me. That's when... Wait, don't tell me... Um... Men get caught wearing women's underwear? I hope you're not wearing that underneath your dress or they'll probably hang you too. Oh wait, that's right- you have magic. I keep forgetting that. You'd probably kill everyone for even talking behind your back. I heard someone say the other day that you eat raw toads. Look- there's one now. Better run and catch it before it gets away. HA HA HA HA! People in the village think I'm so funny. Have you ever used your magic to make yourself younger? Being an ugly old person with gross, wrinkly skin must not be any fun at all. You know what? I think I'm going to jump in the water for the heck of it. It looks so nice. What do you think, Merlin? You know the funniest thing about you..."
Merlin (thinking to self, not paying much attention to Arthur): "I wonder if I should tell someone that I've forgotten the spell to remove the acid I dumped in the lake..."

blackcauldron85 wrote:

Escapay wrote:

I see your and I add a

And avonleastories95, yours was really funny, too!

I am honored that you liked it, blackcauldron85! As you have read, I had a lot of fun writing it,by the inspiration of the improv activites I did at the P.A.C, a drama club I took part in at my elementary school. Other posts on this board I have written were inspired by that as well! I loved and thought your post was funny as well! I also liked UmbrellaFish's post, too! Thank you for posting this great picture! I appreciate it. You really caused a lot of creativity for us posters! I am trying to get a picture for this board, too! Thank you again !

Thanks Albert, Amy, and Matthew! lol

I guess for all my bad ones there has to be a good one!

Can't wait for the next pic.

I decided to bring in the Ones that Started It All.


Snow White: (Doing A Maye West impersination) Hello, gorgeous .
Minnie: Goodbye, folks, we really enjoyed receiving your tax dollars!