Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:59 am
Pick A Year, lets say 2006 and all it YEAR A
Then pick another year, let's say 2000 and call it YEAR B
This gives the formula
LA ((DVD >=YEAR A) & (OTR <= YEAR B)) = CDD
Where LA = Live Action Feature, DVD = DVD Release Year, OTR = Original Theatrical Release Year and CDD = Crap Disney DVD.
In other words: Disney doesn't care about their history. The same formula, with minor alterations can be applied to Touchstone and Hollywood Pictures DVD releases too.
With Animated Classics, the formula is more complex, as years don't enter for formula. Instead it involves the following boolean variables: PLAT (Platinum release), PST (Pointless Set-Top Games), CGI(Computer Graphics Imaging), SM(Soccer Mom), PIX (Pixar), IST (Insight)
!((CGI & PIX) | PLAT) (PST & SM) = CDD - IST
If not a Pixar CGI Film and not a platinum then the DVD includes pointless set-top games, appeals to Soccer Mom's and equals a crap Disney DVD with no insight into the movie.
Then pick another year, let's say 2000 and call it YEAR B
This gives the formula
LA ((DVD >=YEAR A) & (OTR <= YEAR B)) = CDD
Where LA = Live Action Feature, DVD = DVD Release Year, OTR = Original Theatrical Release Year and CDD = Crap Disney DVD.
In other words: Disney doesn't care about their history. The same formula, with minor alterations can be applied to Touchstone and Hollywood Pictures DVD releases too.
With Animated Classics, the formula is more complex, as years don't enter for formula. Instead it involves the following boolean variables: PLAT (Platinum release), PST (Pointless Set-Top Games), CGI(Computer Graphics Imaging), SM(Soccer Mom), PIX (Pixar), IST (Insight)
!((CGI & PIX) | PLAT) (PST & SM) = CDD - IST
If not a Pixar CGI Film and not a platinum then the DVD includes pointless set-top games, appeals to Soccer Mom's and equals a crap Disney DVD with no insight into the movie.