PeterPanfan wrote:Ariel'sprince, I highly doubt that anyone on this forum cares whether or not princes have dolls.

I think that was the intention, but you make it sound like the Disney Princes collect dolls.
I can just imagine it...
"The Disney Princes Who Collect Dolls Club!"
Prince Charming: Hello and welcome to our meeting! This has been a great month for the club. Prince Edward has joined our ranks, our MySpace page has reached over 200 subscribers and our Doll Con report was a great success! But most importantly, we have many new additions to our collection, so let's start with Prince Eric and see what he has.
Prince Eric: Thank You! I recently went to Ebay and obtained this rare Malibu Barbie for only 15 bucks!
The Princes: OOOOOOOOOOH!
Prince Eric: She came in her original package and the quality is impressive! Why the seller got rid of her I'll never know!
Prince Charming: That's a great find, Eric! Now let us listen to our newest member Prince Edward and see what he found!
Prince Edward: ITS MY GIRLFRIEND PRINCESS GISELLE IN HER WHITE WEDDING DRESS!
The Princes: GASP!
Prince Edward: *Looks at the other members. What? What happened?
Prince Charming: Um, see, one of the rules is that we never collect dolls based on our girlfriends or wives.
Prince Edward: And why is that??
Aladdin: Because its very creepy!
Prince Edward: THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! If our princesses were meant to be dolls then we should embrace it!
*Picks up the Giselle doll and starts to dance
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF TRUE LOVE'S KISS!
Prince Charming (To himself): Geez, we've picked up a weirdo...
Prince Charming: Anyways, going back to the meeting, what have YOU brought us today, Beast?
Aladdin: Hey, how come you are still a beast? Didn't Belle break the spell?
Beast: Yes, but it turns out that people like me better as a hairy monster than a human, so the Disney corporation forced me to become enchanted AGAIN!!!
Prince Phillip to Prince Snow White: And apparently, that has done WONDERS for his personality...
Beast, roaring: WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT??????
Prince Charming: GUYS PLEASE! Whatever non club related topics can be discussed outside at the end of the meeting! Now, Beast, your doll?
Beast: Ah...oh, yes...
*Beast reaches into his pockets, pulls out an old, dusty, ugly Raggedy Ann doll
Aladdin: NO WAY! NO FREAKING WAY! What type of doll is that?!? Hey guys, we have to make Beast the MVP of the group for bringing...HIS CHEW TOY!
*The princes laugh uncontrollably
Prince Charming: GUYS! PLEASE RETAIN YOUR SANITY!!!
Beast: GRRRR!!!! THIS WAS MY MOTHER'S!!! I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO INSULT HER HONOR!!! GGGGGAAARRRRRGGH!
*Beast proceeds to destroy the room
Prince Charming: THE MEETING HAS OFFICIALLY FINISHED! WE'LL KEEP IN CONTACT REGARDING UPCOMING EVENTS! AND SOMEBODY PLEASE CONTROL THIS MONSTERS!
*One hour later, Prince Edward marches back into the room
Prince Edward: Oh Giselle, you are the loveliest dame in all the land! Marry me!
The Giselle doll *In high falsetto: Oh yes! I love you so much!
*Edward then notices the empty, damaged room
Prince Edward: Just what the heck happened here?
The Giselle doll *In high falsetto: I told you they were a bunch of weirdos, honey! Now kiss me!
Prince Edward: OK!
THE END!
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