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Joan Rivers: Oh, hi everyone, I'm back for the 5th annual UD awards and it's great to be here with all the stars. Well not really, I'm outside, alone, just pretending I'm with somebody.....Oh god! (breaks into tears)

Oh, Oh, my gosh, someone's coming!

Flanger-Hanger: I hope I didn't miss anything.

JR: Oo, Flanger! Tell me, how does it feel to loose both of your two nominations?

F-H: I WHAT!

JR: Ya, they went to somebody else, I forget the names.

F-H: After all I did! For those lousy good for nothin'!

JR: You heard it here folks! Well, if my microphone was plugged in someone might here it. (to Flanger) Do you think my face needs some re-working?

F-H: Lady, nothings going to save that thing. Anyway, I should probably go inside now. Besides, I gotta get me some Prince Phillip meat!

JR: No please don't go! Oh well, I guess I could go over to the 12th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. (leaves)

Aww, these awards have been great! I didn't vote nor nominate as it's simply too hard for me to say so-and-so has the best avatar and so-and-so is the nicest. Everyone's outstanding to me and I can't pick the absolute best. Congrats to all the winners so far!

Congratulations disneyboy. And Ollie Johnston - we'll miss you!

Congratulations to all the winners so far!

Albert and Flanger-Hanger, I loved all your sketches. Now I only wish that I had come up with something more creative for my speeches like my Disney Prince script.

Congrats to all the winners so far and to disneyboy for winning the first Special Award tonight.

*arrives late* Sweet niblets I'm late, so very late *looks at clock* ah I missed almost the whole thing *wimpers* oh boy...... Congrats to the winners so far. What a surpise...*sees Anna V. Pole performin* awesome. Wonder who'll be playin next *chuckles* maybe The Jonas Bros.

Looks like I'm a bit late, as well!

<b>Joan Rivers</b>: Prince Ali! Prince Ali! Where in the hell is Jasmine?

<b>Prince Ali</b>: Apprently someone's been living in a cave for the past couple of months...(begins walking away annoyed)

<b>Joan Rivers</b>: That coming from the man who wears the <i>same</i> purple vest and the <i>same</i> poofy pants EVERY SINGLE DAY.

<b>Prince Ali</b>: (stops) Hey! I change my clothes about as often as you change your face, lady! Now get to steppin'! (jumps on magic carpet and flies off into the ceremony)

Congratulations to all of the winners so far!

Looks like I am late....to the awards....and I am very honored to be selected for a Special award...

The reason I was late to the awards (I am not Kidding) I had a doctor's Appointment Thanks Everyone you certainly brightened my day and it is an honor.. To recieve the award.

P.S. Look at general dvd discussion for my next thread...Or actually I might just do a search and update the thread I already Created... I have one thing to hint about the thread I am updating...I love Spinach Marie (it's a type of Spinach egg and cheese meal that I like)

and congrats to everyone else who has participated in this and won an award or just are at the sidelines this year...

Ames wrote:but I can't stop crying after watching that video that Albert posted.

I know, I cried to when I first saw it.

The music video was masterfully edited by UD member Kram Nebuer aka Part Three of the Original New Jersey Trilogy aka my younger brother aka the one who registered here before I did and I registered too just to annoy him but I started posting and really liked the place and now I spend more time here than he does!

Also, I'm glad everyone likes the little skits. There's a couple more coming (along with some actual regular presentations) and they've got that special Scapsy Touch.

Alb- ah to heck with it, I'll go back to my nickname - SCAPS

If your nickname is SCAPS, can we refer to anyone who has been shot down by you as being SCAPSLOCKED?

Joan Rivers: Well it seems that many are coming very late this year like this kid right here. Who the hell are you anyway?

JC91: I'm JiminyCrick91, Joan. Ya know, Skyler Queen? I've been here for years, Joan.

Joan Rivers: Uh.. Sure ya have, kid. So while we wait for security what in god's name are you wearing...?

JC91: What was that first part?

Joan: Nothing. Back to your clothes.

JC91: Well I'm wearing a outfit that John Krasinski helped me with.



I think its casual yet dressy enough for tonight's show.

Joan: If your from catering..... Oh is that who I think it is? Yes! Yes its Melora Hardin! Claire Poulet of the Tower of Terror! The club singer from The Rocketeer herself!

Melora: Well I'm better known from The Office or 27 Dresses.

Joan: Office 77. Yeha, yeha that's wonderful So tell me will there be a Rocketeer 2 and if so will you return?

JC91: Melora! Over here!

Joan: (to JC91) Back off, kid.

Melora: That's my date, miss.

Joan: Tubby Tompkins over here?

Melora: Why do you do that? You always make fun of the way people look and lady you should not be talkin'.


Oh I'm Joan Rivers. I was in a Muppet movie AND a Shrek. Blaaah.

JC91: Melora, where's Zac?

(Melora stops mocking Joan and shakes her head out a bit)

Melora: Sorry babe, He was losing that awful Hudgens girl back there.

(Zac runs up)
Zac Efron: Hey I'm here. (Kisses JC91 and then Melora)

Joan: Wait.... huh?

JC91: Well....

Zac: I'm his date.

Melora: And so am I. Skyler couldn't decide who to bring so since Zac and I know each other and that Dick Grayson is a fictional super hero we both came for him.

Joan: Uh Huh. Well things get weirder ever award show I come to over here. That angry silly named guy, the kid who the shirtless prince, Poofy pants, That 7 year old, and now you three?

(Melora drop kicks Joan in the face)

Melora: Yeha, I'm a ninja chick with a temper, lets go...

(Melora begins to take off)

Joan (in a daze on the floor): How'd I look in Male-fa-scent's outfit?



(Zac picks up Joan's mic)

Zac: See me and Melora in 'Seventeen Again' coming soo--
JC91: No plugging. (Takes mic from Zac slaps his butt and pushes him toward Melora.) Congrats to all the winners thus far.

Zac (to Melora): Do we get to sing latter?

(Melora and JC91 roll there eyes as three walk inside arm in arm.)

SpringHeelJack wrote:If your nickname is SCAPS, can we refer to anyone who has been shot down by you as being SCAPSLOCKED?

Sure.

I'm loving everyone's little Joanie moments. I'd write one myself, but I'm creatively brain dead at the moment...

Scaps

Congratulations to all that have won so far!!! I always enjoy reading the awards thread each year. Escapay your Maleficent speech was great!

Joan Rivers: Wait a minute folks, we have another guest arriving! It's mister...well it's a....lace collar?

Lace Collar: (Godzilla cry) It's good to be here Joan!

JR: Wait a second, this doesn't make any sense. How do you exist?

LC: Well you see lady, this is a Disney forum, and anything can happen.

JR: You're a walking talking doilie! Anyway, how you doing kid?

LC: Well, you see I'm here to just be a part of the festivities and to have a good time.

JR: It's official. I've seen everything.

Tommy Steele: No you haven't, wait till you see my musical numbers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCxA05gVrj0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8gIKdjpDmM

Congratulations to all of the winners so far!!!

That's really fun to read!

And now, another skit by <b>ESCAPAY</b>!!
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<center><b><u>Celebrity Interview of the Year</u></b></center>
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Aaron: And now, presenting the award for Celebrity Interview of the Year...celebrities Alice Davis, Andreas Deja, Gore Verbinski, Lisa Davis, and live from Disneyland...Tony Baxter!

(Applause from the audience as Alice Davis, Andreas Deja, Gore Verbinski, and Lisa Davis appear onstage. They look up to a screen that is being lowered down, and a video feed shows Tony Baxter, who is on location in Disneyland. He is, for no reason at all, carrying a pink elephant and a caramel apple, and is standing near the Partners statue.)

Alice: Hi there. The five of us were fortunate enough to be interviewed by UltimateDisney.com in the past year.

Andreas Deja: And it was a very worthwhile experience, as we have come to know some very special people, and learn more about our fan communities, particularly UltimateDisney.com

Gore Verbinski: We truly enjoyed these interviews, because we know that when it comes straight from the fans, there isn't any highbrow critical adulterated Disney-is-for-kids mentality. It's pure and honest questions that are meant to provide informative and heartfelt answers.

Lisa Davis: And tonight, we recognize which interview was picked by the UltimateDisney.community as "Celebrity Interview of the Year". But first, let us not forget the other interviewees of May 2007 to May 2008 who are with us not in nomination, but in spirit...

Dominic Scott Kay by Amy Braun
Mitchel Musso by Amy Braun
Jon Turteltaub by Luke

Tony: And now...it's free caramel apple day!

(He throws out caramel apples, which pop out of the screen and into the audience below. A few make grabs for them, others dodge them.)

Tony: Hehe, sorry about that. Well, you guys already know who's nominated, since we're up on stage, but if you're blind and can't see us or you have a really bad short-term memory, the nominees are...

Alice Davis by Amy Braun
Andreas Deja by Aaron Wallace
Gore Verbinski by Luke
Lisa Davis by Amy Braun
Tony Baxter by Kelvin Cedeno

(He takes out an envelope, and tosses it out again, it goes through the screen and Alice Davis catches it.)

Andreas: Hey, nice catch there, Alice!

Alice: Thanks! Who would like to do the honors?

Gore: No thanks, envelopes scare me.

(cricket-chirp quiet. Lisa breaks the silence.)

Lisa: I'll do it.

(Alice gives Lisa the envelope, and she opens it.)

Lisa: And the Golden Mickey for Celebrity Interview of the Year goes to...

















































<center>Gore Verbinski
by
Luke

<i>This is Luke's 23rd Golden Mickey Award.
He has a total of 14 nominations this year.</i> </center>

Take a look at Luke's winning interview: http://www.ultimatedisney.com/goreverbinski-junket.html

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Congratulations to Luke! Stay tuned for another award!

-Aaron

And now, more from Latarian Milton!

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-Aaron

Congrats Luke!!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome <b>PeterPanfan</b>!
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<center><b><u>Friendliest/Kindest Member of the Year</u></b></center>
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A lot of UD'rs are intelligent. A lot of UD'rs know everything about Disney. But to make a great UDer, you also need to be kind. These three nominees have proven that they can be smart, humerous, and friendly. What multi-taskers! The nominees for Friendliest/Kindest UD member are:

AwallaceUNC
blackcauldron85
Dottie


And the winner is...















































<center>blackcauldron85

<i>This is blackcauldron85's 2nd Golden Mickey Award.
She has four nominations this year.</i> </center>


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Congratulations to blackcauldron85! Stay tuned for another award!

-Aaron

Congratulations Amy on winning this well deserved award. Also, congratulations to the other nominees in this award - you were all deserving of your nomination!