Loomis wrote:I'm surprised that I haven't responded to this yet!
Yeah, me neither! 
And to think we're two of this forum's biggest contributors! 
Okay, I'll bite, using the Escapay style as well:
Disneyland
Adventureland: Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye
Tomorrowland: Space Mountain(it'll go back to Star Tours when Iger befriends Lucas and we get updates)
Fantasyland: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Main Street: What Loomis stated! 
New Orleans: Pirates of the Caribbean, and yes, I've been on it with the new changes twice, it's better than it ever was!
Frontierland: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Critter Country: Splash Mountain
ToonTown: Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin
DCA
Backlot: The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror(haven't been on Monster's Inc.)  
A Bug's Land: It's Tough to Be A Bug
Golden State: Grizzly River Rapids
Paradise Pier: California Screamin'
Magic Kingdom
Adventureland: Pirates of the Caribbean, I guess(haven't been on the other attractions at Adventureland at MK)
Frontierland: Splash Mountain, no question
Liberty Square: The Haunted Mansion
Fantasyland: Mickey's Philarmagic
Tomorrowland: Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress 
Epcot
Future World: Mission Space
World Showcase: American Adventure
Show: Ellen's Energy Adventure
Disney MGM Studios
Attraction: The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror
Show: Sounds Dangerous Starring Drew Carrey(yes, I'm dead serious 

)
Disney Animal Kingdom
Ride: Dinosaur(haven't been on Everest)
Show: Festival of the Lion King
Overall:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean(Disneyland)
2. Tower of Terror(Disney MGM Studios)
3. Splash Mountain(Magic Kingdom)
4. Indiana Jones Adventure(Disneyland)
5. TIE Haunted Mansion and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride(both at Disneyland)
Wow, a bit surprising I'm the first one to do all 6 American Parks