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Thanks to Aaron, I've now edited the Amy Grant one out! Here are a few more:

I've never kissed someone who wasn't a family member!

I've never skydived!

I've never been to Canada or Mexico either!

I've never jumped into a chalk painting.

I've never seen "The Passion of the Christ", despite being a strong Christian.

I've never been to a premiere!

I've never gotten drunk before(but I have tried a few sips of alcohol beverages before though)

Pasta67 wrote: - been on a plane
- been on a boat
.

um, thats pretty amazing. I know one person thats never been on a plane their entire life (they are around 55), but I really on't know anyone who has never been on a boat!

I've never...

been to Disneyland
bought a DVD purely because it has a slipcover
Journeyed to the Southern Hemisphere
broken a bone
enjoyed anything with Chris Rock in it
watched Desperate Housewives
Besmerched Home on the Range
had the delight of enduring the potentially odious catterwalling of Amy Grant (prepares to duck and cover )
stalked Megan Mullally
put a tarantula in my mouth
gone shopping wearing a tutu
grated a weasel on my cornflakes
used a toothbrush as a device for world domination

I'd really better get started on crossing some of these off!

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I was never suspended from school (when I was in high school)

I never received an A+ for a grade on a serious school project and never got higher than a B for a final grade in any class

I've never:

1. been arrested
2. been outside of North America
3. been to Disneyland
4. played a for-real game of football (nor would I ever)
5. gone skiing or snowboarding
6. been a guest on a late-night talk show
7. ridden a train (actually I'm not sure about that... I don't think I've been)
8. gone to a movie alone
9. bungee-jumped or sky-dived
10. gotten what most people regard as a bloody nose, though I've sneezed some blood out in a tissue a couple times before and had a little blood in my snot. But no real bloody nose
11. seen a film before it reached theaters
12. smoked an entire cigarette. I did try smoking once when I was a kid but I never finished
13. had sex with a man or two people at the same time
14. got into a full-blown, all-out fist fight. Though I have traded some serious blows with family members before, just a few
15. been drunk, nor have I ever had more than 1 can full of alcohol (discounting cough medicine, and then only when I had an actual cold)
16. eaten an avocado
17. been to Las Vegas
18. seen Citizen Kane all the way through
19. been to summer camp
20. tried out for sports in high school (nor would I have)
21. been to a night club / dance club (though I did go to some kind of dinner theatre place once, I realize that doesn't exactly count)
12. fired a gun or been shot (including by a paintball bullet )
13. crashed a car (though I've come DREADFULLY close on at least one occasion)
14. killed someone
15. done illegal drugs
16. taken steroids or powder supplements to make my muscles bigger
17. owned a brand new car
18. ridden a horse
19. driven a motorcycle
20. traveled faster than the speed of light or sound
21. been on an airplane
22. been to the desert
23. seen one episode of That Girl, Gunsmoke, What's Happenin'?, Benson, Webster, Mr. Belvedere, Joanie Loves Chochie, The George Burns & Gracie Allen Show, Nanny and the Professor, Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist, Desperate Housewives, American Bandstand, Solid Gold, Antiques Roadshow,
24. seen an entire episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show, Sanford & Son, Mary Tyler Moore, The Bob Newhart Show, All In the Family, Alien Nation, Cops, The Planet's Funniest Animals, Jeff Corwin anything, The Crocodile Hunter, Jackass, Movies 101,
25. seen an Amy Grant music video
26. been rock climbing
27. been to a music concert
28. laughed at anything "Timmy!" did/said on South Park, ever (why does this character exist?!)
29. been on a date
30. seen The Godfather I, II, or III all the way through (those movies are SO INDESCRIBABLY BORING!!!)
31. met a real-life, honest-to-goodness celebrity
32. robbed a bank or seriously thought about doing so
33. taken over the world
34. heard a real-life coyote or wolf howl
35. said the dreaded "c" word in front of anyone other than myself (I think)
36. eaten alligator or other exotic animals - including frog, duck, goat, buffalo, bull (which I understand aren't so exotic)
37. seen "The Passion of the Christ", despite not being a strong Christian
38. been to a premiere
39. tried non-alcoholic beer
40. bought a DVD purely because it had a slipcover
41. put a spider or any other type of insect, willingly, in my mouth
and MOST IMPORTANTLY,
42. I've never voted for a Republican

I have done most everything on these lists so mine will be a little shorter than others:

I have never smoked
I Don't drink alcoholic beverages of any kind
I have never won an Academy Award (I have been in 17 movies as an extra)
I have never won an Emmy (been in 12 television shows as an extra)
I have never won a Tony ( never been on Broadway)
I have never won the Nobel Peace Prize for anything
I have never been in a fighter jet taking off of an aircraft carrier (want to badly)
I have never hated a Disney movie (disliked a few, never hated)
I have never owned a Betamax
I have never listened to a rap all the way through (notice I didn't say rap song or rap singer - there is no such thing as either)
I have never liked "Seinfeld"
I have never liked "left-wing bomb-throwers" (Lazario are you paying attention)

Regardless of what everybody thinks, I don't do this to start anything. I do it because I have a conscience. Something I haven't asked dvdjunkie if he has yet...

dvdjunkie wrote:I have never liked "left-wing bomb-throwers" (Lazario are you paying attention)

You know the funny thing? I'm the only person paying attention. The whole nature of being a Republican is to cut yourself off from others. Decide what's best for themselves and to hell with everyone else. Another funny thing? Nations don't work like that. Yet, the history of segregation? Conservatives ran that little scam by over a 3/4th's margin. Who are the biggest supporters of our constitutional rights? Liberals. Who supports sending troops over to fight unimportant wars? Nixon, Bush, and Bush 2. Writing any of this down? Who supports giving tax breaks to the billionaires of business-industries while expecting the middle class to make up the difference? Guess who - Republicans. Who supports the Church and religious leaders to put in bids to change and make laws based on unconfirmed words of God and people who it can't be proved exist - Conservatives, with the full governmental support of the Republicans, who are currently working their darnedest to change the abortion laws in this country. Clinton had his photograph taken with Melissa Etheridge and her partner, while the first half year of his time in office Bush (W) eliminated the nationally recognized Gay-Pride month. And who spent over ONE AND A HALF BILLION DOLLARS of the national budget just to PLAY with our fundamental freedoms by messing with the legal definition of marriage? Dubya. Or DUMBYA, which is a lot more accurate. A funny thing's happening over in Iraq right now. Now that the U.S. has gone in, the new "leadership" is forcing the Iraqi government to deny rights to women! Taxi drivers are now being required by law to deny women as customers. I guess the married ones will have to ask their husbands for a ride to work and the single ones will have to wing it. Most TV stations in Iraq are not even allowing women to be shown on the air. And what side are those leaders? Conservative.

You're calling me a bomb thrower? Excuse me, but who's doing the most damage?

Here's a very true-to-life scenario : you're attacked and fall down in the street. You need medical attention. You at least need someone to call the police for you. A liberal/democrat would help you out because they care. A conservative would only help you out to make themselves look good and the republican... will just steal your wallet and leave you where you lay.

God, I feel like we're starting with basics here (perhaps the only thing to appeal to the real intelligence of people, which is in generally short supply these days). The Republican movement is just all about fear that someone getting something will take something from them. Just because under special circumstances, certain people need more rights, it doesn't mean white heterosexual American-born males are going to lose a damn thing. And excuse me, but when did it become an excuse to ignore the progressive in favor of what makes certain people comfortable? Bill O'Reilly says he's looking out for... who? The rich, white, American-born minority of Americans who fear the progressive. He's just pulling the wool over the eyes of the ignorant. GOD- voting Republican isn't a macho thing to do or the right thing to do (which is perfectly ironic, considering what the words "right" and "left" are typically associated with!) to vote Republican. It's the sad, desperate, and weak thing to do.

I have never understood the ability of an innocent thread to turn into a political fight

Then again, we seem to have a lot of frustrated virgins on this board...

I'm sure there are many things I have never done, including:

- I have never stuck two golf balls up my nose
- I have never danced with the devil in the pale moon light
- I have never used thumb tacks for piercings

AwallaceUNC wrote:I've never written a DVD review that's interested all that many people.

I hear you on that one!

dvdjunkie wrote:I have never listened to a rap all the way through (notice I didn't say rap song or rap singer - there is no such thing as either)

YO! You be dissin' somethin' you ain't never heard? That's just whack, dawg!

See this is where alcohol comes in handy...

Oh, where was I:

- I have never been able to write on a forum in a linear fashion

On a more serious note, things I have never done I would probably like to do:
- I have never been to Disney World, Disneyland Paris, Disneyland Tokyo or Disneyland Hong Kong
- I have never been to Europe!
- I have never tried mind-altering substances (would like to do this while writing one day)
- I have never learned to play a musical instrument

Other things I've never done:
- I have never been hungover. Doesn't matter how much I drink.
- I have never seen an episode of Big Brother, Survivor or any reality show all the way through

and finally:
- I have never EVER EVER owned a mobile phone.

Loomis wrote:I have never understood the ability of an innocent thread to turn into a political fight

In a way, neither have I. It's just a matter of - is there a better place to do it? Every time I try to start a topic discussing people's rights and things, other people here think it some kind of negative thing and thus, hurl negative feedback towards it. I guess it just goes to prove my point: that most people don't care about others or the dangers we face as a society, ignorance, injustice. I GUESS if you don't want to hear it, you don't have to reply. But I'm always fair to those who are fair to me.

Now back to my pov - here's another thought: so you don't care about civil rights. That's fine, I don't care about the plight of the people who fear for instance that human breeding will look bad because of this, that, and the other thing. So you vote for a Republican because you think they handle money better than Democrats. Well, then you should also be anti-Bush and Republicans. Especially with the shape of things now. This is one of the, if not the, largest budget deficits we've ever experienced as a nation (sorry for all those who don't live in the U.S.) - 17 trillion dollars. Just more proof that Republicans don't know what they're doing. When Democrats are trying to get elected, they have people to worry about their popularity for them. While they focus on exactly what they'll do about finances and spending before they get elected. The Republicans just put all their energy into GETTING elected and partying it up, and their image with "their kinds of Americans". A noteworthy strategy ploy for sure. But not so good for the future of the nation. They only consider the people who have the most money to help with their campaigns, and serving those people's conservative / moral / religious agenda once in office. Either way you worry, civil rights or your own financial livelihood, Republicans do not do for the good of the nation. They are as corrupt and just plain wrong as any organization on the planet. Including terrorists and the mafia.

Loomis wrote:I have never understood the ability of an innocent thread to turn into a political fight

I dare nominate this for the "Reply of the Year" award!

DisneyFan 2000 wrote:I dare nominate this for the "Reply of the Year" award!

I'm sorry about this. I know that my doing this is the same as if I were stabbing you in the face repeatedly over and over again... Oh wait, no it's not, and you'll survive, and maybe even come out of it wiser and a better person. So sorry you object to that.

But you're right - this is a little off-topic. I'll bring it around a little bit:

I've never : sat idly by while someone takes a cowardly shot against what I believe in and belittle it. AGAIN, maybe you people should just pay attention to my point. So at least you'll understand why I'm making it.

Okay, I'm entering into a dangerous zone by replying into this thread. All I'm going to say on the slight debate is that I think Bush is incompotent and shouldn't really be the leader of such a powerful nation and I look at his supporters and feel disappointed in them for this, as I think they're just being a bit naive and ultimately daft. And I'm not siding with either side (well, to an extent, as I try to think liberally as much as possible); I am sure that there are incompotent and annoying people on both sides of the political spectrum.

Anyway, onto the actual point of the topic:

*I have never snowboarded.
*I have never been to Asia, Australasia, the Poles or South America.
*I have never smoked.
*I have never taken illegal drugs.
*I have never seen a full episode of Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Taxi, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Doctor Who or I Dream of Jeanie.
*I have never been to any of the Disney theme parks/resorts in Tokyo, California or Hong Kong.
*I have never seen every feature film with animation in it from Disney in their entirety.
*I have never seen Old Yeller, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Love Bug or any Herbie sequel in its entirety.
*I have never seen an 18 film in a cinema.
*I have never seen a professional stage production of an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical.
*I have never read a Tolkein novel properly.
*I have never created a DTV/Siren style music video.
*I have never been to a non-Christian religious gathering.
*I have never seen How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the original Chuck Jones special) in its entirety.
*I have never bunjee-jumped.
*I have never owned a big pet like a cat, dog or rabbit (though I once owned some fish, and erm...a fly )
*I have never been arrested.
*I have never streaked.
*I have never read a novel in a foreign language all the way through.
*I have never been to Scotland (surprising considering it's only a two or three hour drive away), the Isles of Man or White, any of the Channel, Falkland or Shetland Islands, Bristol or the West Country.
*I have never been anywhere West past Toronto in North America.
*I have never been to Eastern Europe.

I've never seen the godfather
I've never seen citizen kane
I've never seen lawrence of arabia
I've never seen Shawshank redemption
I've never seen pulp fiction
I've never seen fight club
I've never seen singing in the rain

Timon/Pumba fan wrote:To be honest I'm quite shocked because I feel like I've done alot in my short life compared to other people on this forum. I mean I can understand not skiing or not going to Disneyland(some people have little time and money) but never seen snow? Never been on a train? Never seen an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond"?

COME ON!

True, but I'm sure any of the people who put these things on their list have done a whole assortment of very cool things that you've never done, maybe even some things they see as commonplace. Thus the wonder of individualism.

Wonderlicious wrote:I look at his supporters and consider them a lesser person for this, as I think they're just being stupid and naive.

All of them?

ichabod wrote:had the delight of enduring the potentially odious catterwalling of Amy Grant (prepares to duck and cover )

You better!

DisneyFan 2000 wrote:

Loomis wrote:I have never understood the ability of an innocent thread to turn into a political fight

I dare nominate this for the "Reply of the Year" award!

Either that one or this one:

Loomis wrote:I have never danced with the devil in the pale moon light

Although Escapay's about the blue corn moon and the grinning bobcat was pretty good too.

And now for a few more to add to my list that I've seen around here:

I've never fired a gun, though I've held several.
I've never disliked an Amy Grant song (but there are a few that I'm not as crazy about)
I've never seen a professional stage production (outside of those at Disney World, which aren't really the same thing)
I've never seen any Herbie movie or any Studio Ghibli film
Oh, and okay, I've never voted for a Democrat, but then, I've only voted in one election. It's not like I've completely ruled it out.

-Aaron

Hmm......here's mine:

I have never own an X-BOX or X-BOX 360. I only have PS2 and Gamecube.
I have never own a PSP or Nintendo DS.
I have never own an ipod or an mp3 player.
I have never watched reality shows, except American Idol.
I have never been to go on any country.
I have never ride on a bicycle.
I have never drank alcohol beverages. They're bad.
I have never smoke. They're bad too.
I have never get a detention from school.
*I have never got a driver's permit.
*I have never got a driver's license.

*However, the last two statements may be removed from my list because I'm taking a driver's education class for the nine weeks of school.

Lazario wrote:

DisneyFan 2000 wrote:I dare nominate this for the "Reply of the Year" award!

I'm sorry about this. I know that my doing this is the same as if I were stabbing you in the face repeatedly over and over again... Oh wait, no it's not, and you'll survive, and maybe even come out of it wiser and a better person. So sorry you object to that.

"You people"? Stabbing me in the face? My my... I never said a word about you. I was just amused by a different reply.

Lazario wrote:I've never : sat idly by while someone takes a cowardly shot

You too? Well, don't expect me to do any differently while you take some lame shots at me...

Have a nice day...

AwallaceUNC wrote:

Wonderlicious wrote:I look at his supporters and consider them a lesser person for this, as I think they're just being stupid and naive.

All of them?

Well, maybe I'm generalising a bit and being a little too mean. I obviously think that there are far worse things that you can do, and I think any sane person can admit that, love or hate him, Bush is not an evil person in the leagues of Bin Laden, Hitler etc. And, I think that people can easily redeem themselves in other ways. Nobody is perfect, and they can still be a nice person despite making odd blunders.

EDIT: However, an agreerer of that Ann Coulter is another thing...

DisneyFan 2000 wrote:I was just amused by a different reply.

Well then, you certainly went about noting it the wrong way.

DisneyFan 2000 wrote:

Lazario wrote:I've never : sat idly by while someone takes a cowardly shot

You too? Well, don't expect me to do any differently while you take some lame shots at me...
Have a nice day...

You think I took a shot at you? You have a strange idea of what that sort of thing is. When you're assuming people are insulting you, do they usually in your estimation go about doing it like so : if I was you I might feel stupid right now? Here's an analogy that I think fits this occasion: this isn't a sheep farm, I can say "wolf."

AwallaceUNC wrote:

Wonderlicious wrote:I look at his supporters and consider them a lesser person for this, as I think they're just being stupid and naive.

All of them?

I realize I'm butting in, but why should you ask that question?

Lazario wrote: Here's a very true-to-life scenario : you're attacked and fall down in the street. You need medical attention. You at least need someone to call the police for you. A liberal/democrat would help you out because they care. A conservative would only help you out to make themselves look good and the republican... will just steal your wallet and leave you where you lay.

Lazario, you really need to stop! It's one thing to just say the reason why YOU don't like Bush and almost everyother republican, but saying stuff like ALL republicans are fools who steal your wallet is a very rude and very dumb thing to say.

I try to respect your opinion Lazario, no matter how much I disagree with it, but comments like these make us realize why you keep getting in trouble with the mods.

I kinda would like to argue with your opinions on republicans, but I'll save that for a thread that is on topic!

Getting back on topic:

I've also never:

owned an I-Pod or cellphone! They're overrated!
believed that reality shows actually happens WITHOUT a script

Lazario wrote:Well then, you certainly went about noting it the wrong way.

UM, yeah... 'Cause quoting the exact line is not a very clear way to note my intentions at all, is it?