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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:33 pm
by Flanger-Hanger
Cinderella, but if Snow White can have a lampshade over her head than I'll pick her.
-Aurora pulled over by the cops followed by an AA meeting
Aurora:"Hi, my name is Princess Aurora"
Rest of AA Members:"Hi Sleeping Beauty"
Aurora:"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
-or seeing Prudence in disgust at viewing Prince Charming at a gay stripclub?
Prince Charming: But I thought it was o.k. if two men loved each other?
Prudence: It simply isn't done!
Prince Charming: alright, but I'm never taking an intrest in girls.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:51 pm
by blackcauldron85
I have to say Aurora.
Singing in the car or dancing in the car?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:53 pm
by Jasmine1022
Singing-my friend dances in the car and it's scary!!!
Long gaps inbetween class, or no break at all?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:55 pm
by blackcauldron85
Long gaps in between? I just came from 2 back-to-back classes, & I'm wiped out.
Paper clips or staples?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:58 pm
by Jasmine1022
paper clips =]
being smothered with attention, or attention starved?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:15 pm
by blackcauldron85
Attention starved- I don't usually like to be the center of attention.
Wearing a poofy dress or wearing footie pajamas?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:56 pm
by Jasmine1022
footie pjs, i guess
burp or fart? (lol my friend dared me to)
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:01 am
by blackcauldron85
Fart.
Mittens or gloves?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:34 am
by Jasmine1022
gloves
love or lust?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:47 am
by Flanger-Hanger
love
danish or cinamon bun?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:47 am
by Jasmine1022
an apple or a cherry danish
snow or rain?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:51 am
by Flanger-Hanger
snow, but not too much
snow mobile or dog sled?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:01 am
by Jasmine1022
can't i just walk through the crunchy snow?? fine, i pick the dogsled because of the dogs
huge dog who thinks it's a lap dog, or a small dog who never wants to even be in the same room with you?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:49 am
by Jules
Huge but friendly dog. However, I'll quickly retract that choice if the dog doesn't know where toilet is. I mean, I don't want to be in the same room when the dog gets no. 2, or I might just be the victim of huge flying sausages expelled through the rather overlarge anal opening of a rather overlarge canis domesticus.
While we're on this rather gross subject ...
Rob Schneider or all the sewage of the entire planet compressed in a lump as small as the Pacific Ocean?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:11 am
by Prudence
Schneider.
Julian Carter wrote:Who are they?
Prudence's sidekicks from Cinderella II. Daphne is the nicer one, and Beatrice is the light blonde who copies Prue in quite a few ways.
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Typing in a library while people are staring at what you write, or carrying a toilet up six flights of stairs to find out that a new toilet wasn't needed after all?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:38 am
by Jules
Definitely typing!
A fast but smelly computer or a slow but fragrant computer?
PS: Thi is evolving into WYR.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:47 am
by Ariel'sprince
None.
Ariel or Pocahontas?.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:57 am
by Jules
Ariel'sprince wrote:None.
LAZY!! You have to choose one!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:00 pm
by Ariel'sprince
Julian Carter wrote:Ariel'sprince wrote:None.
LAZY!! You have to choose one!
A fast but smelly one.
Ariel or Pocahontas?.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:09 pm
by Jules
See! You answered now!
Ariel!
Tom Cruise's or George Clooney's head implanted in the anus of an elephant whilst said elephant is having a bowel movement?