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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:59 pm
by Wonderlicious
lolopimp: Anything anymore
pinkrenata: Go out and buy the
Mary Poppins Sing Along Song DVD! It is amazing and great for repeat viewings!
2099net: Let's all bash anything and everything Disney. They don't make good movies compared to the
Shrek people. Plus, 3D animation looks better than boring 2D cartoons that look like films from the 1920s.
Ichabod: I wanna see
Cars now.
Pasta67: I don't like
Family Guy.
Wonderlicious (aka Me): I have three points to make:
- 1. I hate it how people say that Futurama and The Simpsons are better than Family Guy and American Dad.
2. I should be buying more DVDs.
3. School is so cool!
4. Authority is always in every circumstance abosultely positively right.*
*Don't worry, I understand that there are good people in authority. Yet equally, there are bad eggs. Or am I just too cynical?

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:25 pm
by AwallaceUNC
dvdjunkie:
-Aaron
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:30 pm
by 2099net
DeathieMouse: "Forget about picture quality. Let's cram as many hours of extras as we can onto a single disc. A single-sided, single-layered disc."
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:00 pm
by Timon/Pumbaa fan
TashieGirl wrote:
Timon/PumbaFan: My favorite movie is Shrek 2. I can watch that movie over and over again. It's much better than that Wallace & Gormit movie.
LOL!!! I can't believe I missed that! Anyway, you nailed me perfectly TashieGirl!
Anyway here are some more from me:
Prince Eric: I watch movies to have fun, I don't let critics pick my choices!
Loomis: Why did I have to come back to UD with that Splash Mountain avatar!
2099net: "Pirates of the Caribbean" was an amazing movie! Much better than that lame "The Country Bears"!
Luke: We finally have the Monster's Inc. review posted on UD!
MickeyMousePal: The Simpsons, Gargoyles, and Batman all suck, man!
DaveWadding: Go watch Harry Potter, it's better than Narnia!
Pluto Region1: Tins are son overrated, I love the treasures for the discs!
Just Myself: Wallace and Gromit are awesome!
dvdjunkie: Lets continue to nitpick every DVD we buy! We deserve the best!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:51 pm
by Escapay
Escapay wrote:A UD house party that will never happen...
Scene 1: memnv and Lazario, friends for life...
memnv: Lazario, you are such a good friend. Here, have a flan. I made it myself.
Lazario: Why thank you, memnv! How are the wife and kids?
memnv: They're actually doing pretty good. My son is gonna be Darth Vader for Halloween.
Lazario: God bless him. You wanna watch some of my DVDs?
memnv: Nah, I've got to go visit Alan. He's having a potluck and I'm bringing the spinach dip.
Lazario: Oh, let me come with you! I haven't seen Alan in weeks.
memnv: Remember, it's a potluck, so you gotta bring a dish.
Lazario: I'll bring the flan!
(both laugh. They get in the car and drive to Alan's in 5 minutes UD time)
Alan: Memnv! Lazario! How good to see you!
memnv: Hi there Alan! We brought spinach dip and flan!
Alan: That's great! We can set it in the kitchen for now and meet everyone out back. We're playing Picture Charades!
Scene 2: UDers playing Picture Charades on the patio in the back. Escapay is drawing wildlyon the board, while teammates Aaron, RJKD, and Luke try and figure out what he's drawing.
Aaron: Uh, it's a monkey. It's a monkey, monkey see monkey do! It's... an ape, going ape!
RJKD: It's a baby!
(Escapay points to her.)
Aaron: Planet of the apes!
Luke: Planet of the apes? She just said it's a baby. How about planet of the dopes?
Aaron: It doesn't look like a baby.
Luke: Hmm a big mouth... Mick Jagger is a baby!
Aaron: Baby ape, baby ape!
Luke: Stop with the apes would you please?
RJKD: Uh... baby's breath!
Luke: Rosemary's Baby's mouth! Won't you come home Bill baby!
RJKD: Babababy...kiss the baby!
Luke: Melancholy baby's mouth!
Aaron: Baba...baby fish mouth, baby fish mouth!
RJKD: Baby boom!
Aaron: Draw something resembling anything.
RJKD: Crying baby, kiss the baby.
Luke: Uh...Baby spitting up, exorcist baby!
RJKD: Yes sir that's my baby!
Luke: No sir don't mean may be.
(The timer goes off. Everyone stops.)
Escapay: Baby talk.
Aaron: Baby talk? What's that, that's not a saying.
Luke: Oh but baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation.
More to come, as Escapay replaces good actors with UDers...
Escapay
Gonna pick up where this left off, as we see more guests at the UD House Party...
Scene 3: dvdjunkie, T/P fan, and Prince Eric converse about...soap.
Prince Eric: Eh...Zmelguay isn't that great of a soap, I mean it has its moments, especially when washing your face, but in the end, I'll still take Dove. I like to read the various critic reviews in Soap Bar Weekly, and many agree that Dove is the mainstream soap, while Zmelguay is a more sophisticated soap.
dvdjunkie: Why should we rely on critic reviews on which soap to use? Let's stop nitpicking at soap and just buy the ones we really enjoy. So long as they aren't cheap imitations. I never let that Dove imitation, Canary, into my house. My kids may enjoy that, and their children enjoy it to a degree, but if it's not fit for shelf space at my store, it's not fit for shelf space in my bathroom.
T/P Fan: I HATE all soaps by Poxar! They're so revered by everyone else, but their soaps are so dull and colorless. The Looking-For-A-Great-Scent soap is a joke, I heard they used fish gills in Australia for it! Give me soap by SinkWorks instead!
Gonna do more later...
Escapay
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:07 pm
by Timon/Pumbaa fan
Escapay wrote:
T/P Fan: I HATE all soaps by Poxar! They're so revered by everyone else, but their soaps are so dull and colorless. The Looking-For-A-Great-Scent soap is a joke, I heard they used fish gills in Australia for it! Give me soap by SinkWorks instead!
Gonna do more later...
Assuming this is something I wouldn't say, I got to say you nailed me!

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:27 pm
by Escapay
Timon/Pumba fan wrote:Escapay wrote:
T/P Fan: I HATE all soaps by Poxar! They're so revered by everyone else, but their soaps are so dull and colorless. The Looking-For-A-Great-Scent soap is a joke, I heard they used fish gills in Australia for it! Give me soap by SinkWorks instead!
Gonna do more later...
Assuming this is something I wouldn't say, I got to say you nailed me!

Considering the fact that you, dvdjunkie, and Prince Eric will NEVER get together to discuss soap, I must've nailed it!
Escapay
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:06 am
by Jules
An interesting thread. Worthy of a bump.
Hmm...so, my take on the subject:
Sunset Girl a.k.a. enigmawing: Kim Possible is just a bunch of trite. That, and the PowerPuff Girls.
numba1lostboy: Ever seen Captain Hook's chin? It's so bloody exxagerated! Peter Pan has the worst art direction in the entire history of cinema!
Disney Duster: Cinderella is a retarded geek.
Escapay: Oh! Woe is me! I'm the world's most boring and unimaginative person!
Kram Nebuer: Escapay is my son.
reyquila: I have too much DVDs!
T/P Fan: Ariel is not a fried fish! Hunchback and Pocahontas have mind-bendingly beautiful soundtracks! Oh...and Finding Nemo is a milestone in storytelling! It does not recycle jokes! No sir! It's 400000000000000000000000000000....4 hours later...0000000000000 times better than Chicken Little! (Just as Just Myself said) Cars is better than Over the Hedge! Sleeping Beauty rocks! I hate the Indiana Jones Trilogy...it doesn't hold a candle to, say... Shark Tale!
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:46 pm
by Jasmine1022
Escapay: slip covers are orgasmic!
Aladdin from Agrabah: i hate art.
Danfrandes: im an extremely patient person and i hate causing mischeif
Beastboyravenz: the environment? please. what a load of ****!
Julian Carter: i hate stories
Disney Duster: (anything brutally honest)
Me: i love escapay with all my heart
Everyone: This site is a waste of time, and bandwith.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:06 pm
by Jules
Jasmine wrote:Escapay: slip covers are orgasmic!
That one's great!
Siren: My cat Satin looks like a deformed, skinned hamster, and basically resembles an alien. (I hope Siren doesn't see this

)
Jasmine1022: Jasmine is so ugly, you'd think she was a man. If you look closely, you can see nose hairs sprouting from her nostrils (with green snoth), and a moustache growing healthily from her upper lip.
Luke: I present UD with my latest, greatest, hottest, photo session!
Mr. Toad: I like pointless threads.
TheSequelofDisney: Fantasia could rot with vinegar syndrome for all I care.
pinkrenata: Pink is for Barbies.
2099net: I wholeheartedly support Sony's wonderful PS3 console. I will stick with it and embrace its lovely plastic case in the ups and downs of life. I will disregard Microsoft's snotty Xbox (and send that to hell BWAHAHAHA!!) The PS3 rules!!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:19 pm
by Just Myself
Me, T/P Fan, Junkie and a few others: Casino Royale is the worst film of the year, and one of the worst of all time. We hate it!
Me: I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I only seem like an asshole online, though sometimes I am the nicest guy here.
Escapay: God! Why the hell do you people rely on the search function so heavily? IT SUCKS ASS! JUST MAKE NUMEROUS THREADS ON THE SAME SUBJECT!!
Jake Lipson: The Phantom of the Opera is the worst thing to ever come on the face of the earth. Die, Webber, DIE!
reyquila: My DVD collection sucks and everyone loves me.
Julian Carter: I such a freakin' midget....
Sunset Girl: I hereby vow to never create great artwork ever again.
Lazario: Go Bushy!
Myself: *kills John Mayer*
Luke: You may know me as Luke, but my real name is... ... and I work for the CIA. Here is a picture of myself.

JM

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:39 pm
by RachelSmachel
darth_deetoo: I hate Disney Armani figures and the Disney Princesses suck.
Escapay: I hate Doctor Who. Also one word posts are awesome!
Zoltack: I hate deer. Bambi can get screwed.
Me: I hate Mulan, worst Disney movie ever.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:27 am
by PixarFan2006
Just Myself: Stranger than Fiction is the worst film ever made. Will ferrell cannot act his way out of a paper bag.
Bradhig: I loved the ending of Anastasia. it's one of the best endings I've ever seen.
MadonnasManOne: The Wii is the worst thing to happen to Nintendo since the Virtual Boy.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:46 am
by Jules
Just Myself wrote:Julian Carter: I such a freakin' midget....

You nailed me right in the middle with that! Well done lol!
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:11 pm
by Escapay
Justin: OMG, I can't believe how many people are buying that stoopid film, Pirates of the Carrbeen! That film sucked and The Little Mermaid (Yay!) was my favorite over that one! Ugh, Disney fans are so stupid! They should be buying The Little Mermaid and Cars by the truckloads, not Pirates of teh Carrbin, and certainly not Chicken Little! OMG, that film was soooooo stupid!
Prince Eric: I'm back, anyone miss me? No? Damn, tough crowd. Well, I'm off to China once again. Keep on listening to the critics, remember that Spielberg worships me, and I'm always right.
netty: Jackie Tyler? Eh, she's just a minor forgettable character. Give me more of Rose any day.
Julian Carter: If there was one person I hated with all my might because of all his snide posts and his asinine sayings (not to mention his delusions of being remarkably hilarious), it would have to be Escapay. God, that guy can annoy the hell out of anyone.
danfrandes: Hello there, everyone. My name is danfrandes, and I have a question for you. What do you think of the current economic state of the United States? Do you feel that the declining rate of DVD sales is effecting our economy? Is there going to be a sudden drop in quality due to these sales or will we see a rise in quality to get people to buy DVDs again? We already know the Platinum Schedule until 2009, so there's no use speculating what it may be, therefore, what do you think will be the sales figures for those titles?
reyquila: I don't think I'll be buying that DVD. Just because it's Disney doesn't mean it's necessary. BTW, I'm soooo jealous of everyone's selective collections! They prove that quality does matter over quantity! Being a true Disney fan is knowing what you enjoy, not collecting everything in sight just to say, "Haha, I have it and you don't!" I envy anyone who understands this, because I sure don't!
Lazario: I've been living a lie, guys. I don't know quite how to tell you this but...I'm not gay. I'm a Bible-thumpin' homophobe who thinks I'm going to Heaven even though I'm as much a hypocrite as the next Bible-thumpin' homophobe. Jesus rocks!
Loomis: Redheads? Cheese? No thanks. Was traumatized by I Love Lucy reruns as a child, and I'm lactose intolerant.
Escapay: Woohoo! Look how many posts I have! Haha, I have more posts than you! And I'll keep having more until I overtake everyone on the forum and be crowned Post King! Bwahaha! Make new threads! Don't use the search option! Forget about the main page! That way I can make one-line posts to remind you guys how to do all this and my posts will just get higher and higher! And pink elephants suck! But slipcovers don't! They're my babies!
Escapay
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:09 pm
by Zoltack
Me: Aston Martin Vanquish is the worst British car ever made!
Escapay: I didn't blow up Zoltack's time machine.
BambiFan56: I don't want to be an anesthesiologist, I just want to sing... and dance!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:33 pm
by DisneyFreak5282
Me: I hate Disney. And UD.com. Disney sucks, and I wish the studio would go up in flames.
Escapay: I'm normal. And sane. Normal and completely sane.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:16 pm
by memnv
Dvdjunkie- Spelling dosnt matter, Grammer needs to be thrown out the window
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:02 am
by xxhplinkxx
Jasmine1022: I love Danfrandes
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:35 am
by Aladdin from Agrabah
Disney Duster: Cinderella's dress in blue, BLUE,
BLUE!! Not silver at all!!!
danfrandes: Take your time Al.
Jasmine1022: Not that I hate Jasmine, it's just that I think she's the ugliest heroine in an animated feature.
Lord of Sith: Disney Villains make me SICK!!
Siren: Gargoyles are loosers!