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I'd just say that I'm not his father, and I wouldn't care if he was rich.

While walking in the woods, you find a pond with a strange glow, only to find out that that pond is actually the fountain of youth.

I'd bottle it and make a business out of it . Cosmetic surgeons will be out of pocket

TPBM can take my go (I can't think of a good one at the moment )

You're on an elevator with a pregnant woman, and she starts to go into labor. (Oldie, but goodie.)

Help deliver, of course!

You're being pulled apart by Conan and Jay fighting over you.

I'd be thinking, "This is cool," and then I'd try to break up the fight as hard as I could.

You see someone on the street yelling at people about God and how we're all sinners.

Try to avoid eye contact and keep on walking.

It's your first day working at a pizzeria, and you keep on flipping the dough so high that it hits the ceiling, and your boss is getting annoyed.

I would stop showing off and bake pizzas like regular people.

You wake up one day and find that your dog/cat can speak to you, and you find out that they drop f-bombs a lot more than you'd expect from a cute furry animal.

I would tell my dog that that's not a nice word and that he (or she, although I can't imagine Miss Sally dropping F-bombs! But I can't imagine Oliver doing that either...but I don't know about Harry- he is loud!) should broaden his vocabulary! But I'd be thrilled if my dogs could speak to me- life would be easier. And more fun!

You're on a roller coaster and the person next to you says, "I don't feel so good!"

I tell him that if he looks in the opposite direction and keeps his head down, he will be just fine. Most likely, he'll oblige.

You will never have access to the Internet again.

I would feel empty inside! I can't live happily without it! I would try my hardest to find a way to use it!

You're at a job interview, and you can't stop hiccupping!

I'd hold my breath for half a minute, and see if it goes away.

You get a job as a Disney villian at a Disney park, and kids have a habit of hitting you and running away.

I can easily imagine that. I would live up the part, staying in character while mentioning what little twits those children are. If their parents brought them back, I would find a way to scare them into not hitting me again.

You're stranded alone in Antarctica, lost, with no means of communication around you.

I survive on ice and if I'm really desperate, I'll eat a polar bear/penguin
Or Better Yet, I'll just quote Family Guy & Simpsons (heh heh)
Brian:You know what would be a thrill?
Chris:Ooh, Ooh, Eating a pebble!
Brian:Yes, but....

You are in Science class and your teacher has just come up with a silly song about the rock cycle. She makes everyone sing it, and if you don't, you get an F

Ummm.... I sing the song.

You wake up one morning with X-Ray vision.

Run around like mad for awhile, and then seek medical help.

You enter your room, and all of your possessions lie burning on top of your bed.

Scream and/or cry, and grab the fire extinguisher next to the bed and hope that I know what I'm doing! Oh, and call the fire department...?

You open the cupboard to get a snack and notice that all of the food in there has been replaced with jars of peanut butter.

Scream with delight, and grab a spoon!

You enter your house and find yourself walking on the ceiling.

Proclaim "Curiouser and curiouser," and proceed to go about my business.

You realize that your computer's mouse has suddenly transformed into an actual mouse.

Probably scream at first, but then, if it's a nice mouse, maybe play with it...? And then proceed to the store to buy a replacement mouse.

You mutter something to yourself, and a voice you've never heard before answers.

Ask, "Are you my conscience?"
"Yes, I'm your conscience."
"Hey conscience, am I dead?"
-Dory and Marlin bantering...


You go to a store to buy a limited time item, and just as you get there, someone grabs the last one off the shelf.