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shot Apu which resulted in someone else posting besides memnv and i and that person was.....

QueenRahel who did CPR on Apu to save the thread...and pulled the terribly ugly moustache off Hook's face only to find he......

was really a she, Capt Hook is really .....

Penelope Cruz.....!!! she turned to QueenRahel and Screamed......

I want some Del Taco for lunch, So they all pilled into.....

the conviniently placed rocket ship and sped off. now, with their tummies grumbling hungrily, they were at the restaurant in a flash. they got their lunch only to find someone in the back of the rocket ship, who stole all of apu's pierogies! apu responded by jumping onto said person and pulling off the mask. the mystery pierogie-stealer was ACTUALLY...........

Jasmine1022, She kept saying, I was made to do it, My family was kidnapped by......

Johnny Depp in his very sexified role of Captain Jack Sparrow! She had some pierogies in her pocket and Captain Jack stole them, ate them, and demanded she find more! So, she bought the rocket ship off Ebay with pirate loot. as she was flying, her 'pierogie senser' went crazy, and she went to where the person was that was hungry for pierogies and waited. then, they all got into the ship and apu got his pierogies which jasmine1022 stole, and....

jasmine1022 began to cry. everyone felt.....

...sick, and forgot to eat. The dead or alive Apu suddenly decided to trade his "t" for a "b" and Buena Vista Home Entertainment released a blue film on Disney DVD. The Disney DVD reached the rocket ship like those thimagajigs in Wild Wild West and made impact. The ship exploded and everyone died. The world then exploded and everyone died. The universe then exploded and any living life forms died (including aliens). Then, any parallel universes exploded and everybody over there died aswell. Basically, nothing survived, and don't try coming up with theories of something that did ... nothing survived. No people, no Disney characters, no villians, no Terrible 7, No Tina Fey.

However, floating in this space of nothingness, something was left: A dead floating cheek cell belonging to Jasmine, with fully untouched DNA.

TBcontinued.

The sight if the floating cheeck cell woke Jasmine1022out of her dream,She was sweating up a storm and looked over in the bed next to her and low and behold Apu was lying next to her in the bed, she was very confussed now and went on-line to ultimatedisney.com and looked for her friend.......

jeremy88, only to find that he no longer liked her. apparently, the pierogie-stealing incident was not a dream, only the part where everyone died. so, nobody on UD would talk to her. she was very sad and began to cry. this awoke Apu, who....

... made contact with a nuclear bomb. Apu exploded and everyone died. The world then exploded and everyone died. The universe then exploded and any living life forms died (including aliens). Then, any parallel universes exploded and everybody over there died aswell. Basically, nothing survived, and don't try coming up with theories of something that did ... nothing survived. No people, no Disney characters, no villians, no Terrible 7, No Tina Fey ... FOR REAL!

And this time, in this non-existent existence, no floating cheek cell was to be found.

To Be Continued!

PS: What's a pierogie!?

(a pierogie is this pasta-ish thing that's stuffed with potato and sometimes cheese. they're really, really good i think its a PA thing, because my friend who used to live in indiana never knew what they were until she moved here.)

so, this cockroach that looked remarkably like jasmine1022 decided to be mad at julian carter for killing everyone AGAIN. she went around looking at all the nothing and she began to cry because she was all alone. or, so she thought. she found a very small fragment of hair from jasmine1022 before she died. she decided to experiment on it, and the first thing she did was....

Jasmine1022 wrote:so, this cockroach that looked remarkably like jasmine1022 decided to be mad at julian carter for killing everyone AGAIN.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Oh dear! You cannot imagine how much I laughed at that! My dad heard me and came to silence me cos it's almost midnight, and he told me I'll wake up the neighbours. Really! He did come! I sooooo love your sense of humour Jasmine! You're energetic, impulsive, hot-tempered, and just damned funny! LOL!

*deep breath*

...the cockroach tasted the hair, but unfortunately the strand was covered in Carbon Monoxide from the explosion, and the cockroach died of suffocation as the haemoglobin in its blood stopped picking up oxygen.

To be continued!

Rules for next post -

There can be no body parts floating in space
There can be no little elements floating in space
There can be no cells floating in space
There can be no DNA floating in space
There has to be NOTHING in space

Ok, now you can continue the story.

okay, so the space was really, really bored and decided to become asexual and make a baby with itself. that baby looked a lot like apu! apu was a cute baby. but, because he was a baby, he couldnt do anything.

And then Space let a big fart go and all of a sudden the universe was back and Baby Apu was on the outside looking in and needed to figure out how to get back in so he.....

cried and cried and cried and his tears were magical and he turned into adult apu and he could fly! so, although he was outside, he managed to find jasmine1022. he tried to get her attention.

BUT!

everybody had a huge character flaw--they all had.....

Scurvy so Denise Richards brought in oranges for everyone that she got from the high caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland whos name is really Hanson but no one knows that because...

First I have a question! Cinder-elle, you brought Apu into this story first:

cinder-elle wrote:Quasi wasn't the wiser and was so upset that he couldn't have his milk that he punched the monkey, Apu who just walked in to...

I was wondering...did you actually mean Abu, the monkey from Aladdin?

...it was given to him by cinder-elle, who had a mystical power to name things. Besides, the caterpillar was so high he forgot his own name. Cinder-elle came up with an ingenious plan to get the characters outside the universe back in. Using her mystical naming power, she gave one of the characters inside the universe, Chicken Little, the name of Apu, and so Chicken Little turned into Apu! And the Apu on the outside of the universe disappeared, ceasing to exist! Because Jasmine1022 was on the outside also, cinder-elle kindly gave Ugly Duckling, another character no one liked, mostly just for being in the movie Chicken Little, Jasmine1022's name. Then Ugly Duckling became beautiful Jasmine1022. And the Jasmine1022 outside the universe disappeared just like Apu. No one complained because no liked Chicken Little's characters. Except Timon/Pumbaa Fan! He was developing an evil plan to bring back the characters from Chicken Little, one of his favorite Disney films...

Disney Duster wrote:First I have a question! Cinder-elle, you brought Apu into this story first:

cinder-elle wrote:Quasi wasn't the wiser and was so upset that he couldn't have his milk that he punched the monkey, Apu who just walked in to...

I was wondering...did you actually mean Abu, the monkey from Aladdin?

Well I grew up calling him Apu so he's going to stay Apu. Besides Abu sounds stupid.

Anyways..

Till he saw The Wild and completely forget out Chicken Shittle. He decided that he wanted a cute fluffly Koala like Nigel so he took a chunk of the glacier that Sidka fell from when he was saving Kenai and Denahi from Koda's mom and...