Disney Duster wrote:I think the same goes for the drop in quality on DVD releases, kids want to find things easier, just get to the movie and not have animated menus that take too long, and want games to play, ad don't want a lot of backstage Disney material! That's just my guess, but I know they put Fastplay on DVD and only 1 Disc versions of DVDs because parents wanted to make it easier to just pop in one disc for their kids to watch while they have alone time. Well, they should just say "sorry you're horrible parents!!!!!"
*imagines the year 2021, where a 36-year-old Scaps sitting down about to read the evening paper*
(Scaps is sitting down about to read the evening paper. His children, Jet Rocket and Rainbow Sunshine, come bursting in.)
Jet Rocket: Daddy! Daddy! We want to watch
Peter Pan!
Scaps: Again? That's the fifth time today!
Rainbow Sunshine: I know, but we love Tink!
Jet Rocket: I'm going to marry her when I grow up.
Rainbow Sunshine: You can't marry Tink! I'm going to marry her!
Jet Rocket: No you won't!
Rainbow Sunshine: Yes I will!
(They bicker about this for awhile. Scaps tries to escape.)
Jet Rocket: Wait! What about
Peter Pan?
Scaps: *sigh* Okay, I'll go get it for you guys.
(He gets up, opens the cupboard and pulls out not the Timestream Download, not the Virtual Realifile, not the ClearChip MoxBox, not the Holographic Video Disc, not the Blu-Ray...but the old DVD from 2002. Jet Rocket and Rainbow Sunshine look disappointed.)
Jet Rocket: Not that old thing! We want the Timestream Download! It lets us live the film as if we were one of the characters!
Rainbow Sunshine: No, I'd rather get the ClearChip MoxBox! We get to watch it in the special MoxBox room and be able to touch things!
Scaps: Kids, back in my day we actually had to take a VHS tape-
Jet Rocket: What's a VHS?
Rainbow: It's a black plastic thingy...right, Daddy?
Scaps: Yep. We had to take this VHS tape and put it in the machine, then press "Play"...and hope the tape was rewound.
Rainbow Sunshine: Rewound?
Scaps: Make sure the movie would start at the beginning. If it wasn't rewound, it could start anywhere. THe end, the middle...
Jet Rocket: That sounds so bad...
Scaps: Not only that, but we had to watch it on a television screen. We could only see and hear it...no touching, no smelling, no tasting...
Rainbow Sunshine: Aaagghhh, stop, Daddy! You're scaring me!
Scaps: Wait until I tell you about two-disc DVDs. Ignorant parents would get confused as to which disc to put in the player....they might accidentally put in the disc with bonus features and the kids would end up not watching the movie...but the making of documentary!
Jet Rocket & Rainbow Sunshine: nooooo!!!!
Disney Duster wrote:I also prefer the pre-restoration versions of most of the films. Sleeping Beauty's gonna get ruined, too...just you wait...
I can't wait for the Pink versus Blue battle to become the Magenta versus Cerulean!
Scaps