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But, fortunately, Luke was absent from the threads at this very second, and Julian was safe.

However, Urusla and Jafar fought at each other. They pulled spells, and hair, and finally realized, that she was meant for him.

"Your eyes, are so........so beautiful. Ah, look, you're breathing. Aren't you handsome?" Ursula said.

"I beg your pardon?" asked Jafar

"Oh, not you!" snapped Ursula. She then peered over Jafar's shoulder, and there stood Iago. "You are so beautiful! Come here my love!" Iago, trying to escape, got caught in Ursula's tentacles, and he somehow impregnated her. <OH MY!>

"Now, I will have more children! And I, and they, will rule the world! But only what will they look like?" Urusla stammered. Iago, unsure of what he had just done, flew away, and said, "So long toots!"

"But I'm not Thumbelina! I mean, sure it's a good Bluth film, but honestly, I don't even have wings! Same figure in all, but seriously, can't he tell a difference? Oh I just hate bird-men. They are so vulgar. They are so vain!"

"YOU'RE SO VAIN! YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE SO VAIN! YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU???"

"Oh Blanch stop blubbering!" cried Maleficent. "I should have done what I wanted to do a long time ago! I am going to....."

TBC!!!

"get impregnated another forty times. And I am going to grow another twenty tentacles. My uterus will double in size. Dammit! I'm having my period!"

To be continued!

At this rate, I think Luke really is going to ban me.

Guys! I'm gonna make an audiobook of our story!

There's just one problem. How will I share it with you guys!? The file size will probably be too big.

I've recorded the 1st page, and half the second page. But this isn't going to work! The recording of half the 2nd page alone takes up 80 Mega Bytes.

Julian Carter, just make volumes! "The Ultimate Disney Story Volume 1", or something like that! Then when we make a sequel we can call that "The Ultimate Disney Story II Volume 1", and such...or maybe come up with an actual title like "The Great Animation War" or something...we can title it later, anyway.

By the way I love your new American Dog avatar!

Disney Duster wrote:Julian Carter, just make volumes! "The Ultimate Disney Story Volume 1", or something like that! Then when we make a sequel we can call that "The Ultimate Disney Story II Volume 1", and such...or maybe come up with an actual title like "The Great Animation War" or something...we can title it later, anyway.

By the way I love your new American Dog avatar!

Well, I'm already splitting it up in pages, so that's a bit like volumes, but even so, the file size is ginormous.

BTW thanks for liking my newest avatar. I think the current character design of the protagonist makes him sooooooo cute. I just want to cuddle him with me.

RECAP:
Farther Back (you can skip this if you want the most recent recap):
Lord Diabolique was a villain from the live-action and CGI animation world, apparently involved with Harry Potter fanfiction, because of his pet owl, the evil twin brother of Hedwig. Speaking of, Mickey tried to fight that owl, but the battle got him torn in half, only to be revived by Aladdin's genie. Back in Calssic TV Land, where the Super Even More Terrible Seven had taken over, some villains brought the playing card guards to replace the Brady Bunch kids. Snow White cried because she thought the world was meant just for the Terrible Seven, and everyone else cried so much Genie had to turn into a boat to get Mickey and Minnie out. Somehow Mickey and Minnie ended up in Disney Duster's house, but jumped through the castle logo in a Disney DVD to get to the animated world.

More Recent:
Mickey and Minnie landed in front of Jeffrey Katzenburg, who had been turned into the Milka cow, and when he was previously sued for saying Milka over and over, it gave him the idea to trick all of the Disney villains to say Milka and endorse it on television, on Classic TV episodes. He sued Disney for using Milka's name without permission, and Disney had spent so much money on a recent campaign, Robert Iger had to sign a contract handing the Disney characters over to Milka. But when Jeffrey Katzenburg as the Milka cow signed the contract, Iger turned out to be Ursula in disguise, and she had magically altered the contract to make her own all the Disney characters! She stole Katzenburg's voice to prove that he wasn't the Milka cow. Then she threw every 2-D Disney good guy into the Pit of Despair, and when Chicken Little appeared to help, he didn't do it anything in time and got stuck in the pit as well. Ursula married Hades and had 25 octopi. The strongest were Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po, but Tinky Winky and Po died. Maleficent, queen of the universe, put Ursula in charge of the seas, but asked Jafar, her second in command, to kill Ursula. Ursula said 2D characters cannot destroy other 2D characters, but they fought anyway, until Iago appeared and Ursula fell in love with him. She grabbed him with her tentacles, but the action impregnated her, and she made a prediction: To be impregnated forty more times and grow twenty more tentacles.

Maleficent now resided in The Royal Castle of Villaindom (often just refered to as Villaindom) in Villain Town, which had once been Toon Town. It was an awesome, black, green, red, purple castle. There were towers and compartments for every villain, even ones from those lesser known Disney films like uh...ummmm...well, they're lesser known for a reason.

But back at her previous home, the Forbidden Mountain, Maleficent's goons found themselves out of work, as the new queen preferred the more famous Disney Villains to sidekicks, whom she called "disgraces to the forces of evil". The goons were so stupid, that when they realized they were free from a leader who abused them with magic thunderbolts, some of them jumped off of the mountain to try and get back to their homes. You see, Maleficent had recruited all these hog-bird-midget thingies in military fashion, but the service they applied for never ended! Anyway, they also were so stupid they ended up not knowing how to cook food or make fire, which Maleficent always used her powers to do. They were in desperate need of a leader.

The Mayor of Munchkin UD had been locked away in her dungeon, so she could steal his Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop. Because his own height matched that of the goons, they loved him, and declared him as their leader. This munchkin used his skills to make fire from flint and cooked the food that the goons gathered...and shot with arrows.

But after a while, they were restless without a mission, as they had forgotten what freedom was like. Besides, they liked doing super evil spying, gathering, finding, retrieving missions. Well, the first mission the Mayor of Munchkin UD had for them was:

"Get back my Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop!"

To Be Continued!

now I don't know the gestation period for an octopus, but however long it is that's how much later we see Ursula again, with 51 little Ursula/Iago eggs. she named her babies after the 50 states and named the 51st one "rico". rico, having been the last one born, was a runt. ursula took care of her older, healthier eggs and didnt really care much about rico. one day, as ursula was going through her dungeon on one of those electronic wheelchairs with her eggs beneath her (to hatch), rico fell out. but ursula never even noticed. rico, the poor unfortunate unhatched egg was locked in the dungeon. she thought she was all alone... until the mayor of munchkin UD, who was in said cell because he was no match for maleficent, reached out and scooped her up.

"I finally have some company," he said to the egg. He then put the egg in his lap to keep it warm. after a month of talking to the egg and housing it in his lap, rico was born. she was horribly deformed due to having been a runt AND having been hatched by a munchkin. she was a small, feathered creature with red wings and tentacles at the ends of her legs.
"Welcome into the world, um........Mayorina...?" She stared at him with wide, beady eyes.
"HI," she squawked loudly.
"Okay, it's better when you don't talk." She shrugged. Then.......her eyes fell on the Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop!, which was in the corner!! The mayor smirked. Apparently he WAS a match for maleficent, at least when it came to getting back his Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop!.
"Do you want to see what this Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop! can do?" She nodded. He took it. "I hope this still works," he said, and licked it. He immediately turned from a small, frumpy man in a ratty suit to a very, very hot man, preferably Johnny Depp. It was only a few seconds before he returned to normal. "Maleficent must have given it new powers when she stole it! Guess she's not half bad after all." (The Wicked Queen from Snow White, who was lurking in the shadows unseen, saw this and made a note of it in her mind.) Mayorina (aka Rico) shrugged, not knowing who Maleficent was. "You wanna see something weird?" she nodded. He whipped out a mirror and showed her her reflection. the mirror immediately shattered and Mayorina cried.

She began to plot against him. She secretly made a weapon of mass destruction in the corner of the cell using poisonous ink from her tentacles and honey which was conviniently dropped by Winnie the Pooh when he was thrown into the dungeon by Maleficent for being "too damn stupid", and which the mayor was conviniently allergic to. So.... one day, in his sleep, she shoved her concoction down his throat, and he promptly died.

The Wicked Queen came down the stairs as fast as possible. She finally had the chance to be more beautiful than anyone. She knew the mayor was dead and so she stole down the stairs to get the Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop! before that girl. She entered the dungeon, and heard a loud "BELCH!". She ran to the cell to see a beautiful girl.

"DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" and then..........

---To Be Continued----

Can't wait for your continuation Jasmine! It's good to get some new people to work on the story as it seems it hasn't seen a new author for ages! Some fresh ideas will do us good!

"Why are you so freaking beautiful?" cried Maleficent, "I'm never pretty, and I suck at life! But at least I have ESPN or something. My can feel when it's raining. OMG, that is the uglies f'ing skirt I've ever seen!"

"How dare you insult my skirt! It was given to me by my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great uncle Orlando Bloom!" sputtered Ursula, "Now you will pay!"

TBC

It was then that Tina Fey stormed into the room and slapped Maleficent (or perhaps it was tSoD) for blatantly stealing lines from her own movie.

Maleficent destroyed Tina so there would be no legal issues.

Then Maleficent decided "I must create a new object of unlimited power, but what?"

She thought for weeks. She had thoughts and drew plans, but they ultimatley led to nothing. But then she had it! She would make...

The Ultimate Christmas Machine! "Not the fake crappy one found on TV", she thought, "But a whole new device to put my power to no limits!!"

She soon found herself indulged in this wonderful new project. Hammers, nails, screwdrivers, plastic cotton balls, Arby's Curley Fries, streamed from her work bench. After 2 days of hard, hard labor, she had finished her masterpiece.

"I will take over the world!" she cried, "And no one, not a single person can stop me!!!"

As soon as she said this....

TBC

she was sniped, right through the head. so...it shattered her ultimate happy christmas thing....

AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as the REAL maleficent was passing into the happy land of unconciousness, she made a KAJILLION minions that were exact replicas of her.

but....they had one tragic flaw. they....

--to be continued--

They could easily be killed by robotic, monkey-like Jack Sparrows! Yes, it was true!

However...

TBC

I have been enjoying this story it's so funny, I think you all should work as writers for disney. I hope you don't mind if I join in, it looks like fun.
However...
no one could be bothered to make any robotic monkey-like jack sparrows, so the minions got upset & run off to help the good guy's to try & get some attention that way, they found all the 2D characters & said "we will free you if you can give us different clothes, we hate it when we all have the same outfit on"
" I hear that." said minnie "my uncle owns a clothes shop he will help you." she promised, and with that the mimions freed all the 2D characters.
so thay can now...

BECOME EVIL DISNEY SUPER VILLIANS! AHAHAHAHA!

so....the KAJILLION maleficent clones that can be killed by robotic monkey like jack sparrows are the only good force left in the world, as far as many people can tell. it was hard for them to really find any good when sweet, 2D characters they used to love started coming into their homes and doing unspeakable things. the worst, by far, was.....

Stealing & scratching up all the disney dvd's, so no one could pause them on the disney castle & throw all the villains back in to the 2D world, but unknown to the disney villains there was one, toy story 2 disney dvd hidden in the safest place on earth, it was in walt disney's, nephew's, cousin's, sisters, best friend's fourmer room mate's combination safe, which she had saved for just such an occasion.
the safe was in...

Washington D.C. in the White House, being kept under the supervision of our new Presaident....

.....who at the moment was passed out drunk on his bed.

so!......

They got away with it quite easily. However, Cruella...