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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:38 am
by Just Myself
Escapay wrote:On October 5, 2004, Escapay was being silly and wrote:My full name is Christopher Michael X.
Anyways, my name is Albert (as evidenced by how I end my posts), though on UD I'm also known as Escapay, Scaps, variations thereupon, and the fake CM triplet (though the other two CMs don't post often anymore, so that whole oldschool UD joke is likely lost on everyone by now).
albert
Well, I can't speak for Mr. Johnson, but I lurk the forums all the time. I just don't post much anymore. But the CM triplets is for life, man.
Cheers,
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J</strike>
CM 
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:09 pm
by jeremy88
My name is Jeremiah Eli Ruiz, my Mom decided to name me that two days before I was born, she was in church and heard the name Jeremiah Eli, and liked it. Myself, I don't really like it. Most people call me Jeremy or Jeri and it's very weird when someone calls me Jeremiah these days.
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:58 pm
by drfsupercenter
Daniel Robert F*****
But really, I go by Danny, and Danny Robert sounds horrible. So it's either full name or only first. (So now you know where DRF comes from. Creative, huh?)
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:03 am
by Escapay
Soupy Sales wrote:My name is Michael
I live in New Jersey
I work for Wachovia Bank
Wachovia, eh. At least it's not TD Bank (I miss Commerce, if only because the big red C looks better than a green square with TD).
Soupy, as a fellow Jerseyan I feel it is my duty to tell you that there is no "New Jersey" except for use on postal addresses and legal forms. People either live in North Jersey, Central Jersey, or South Jersey, and they don't think it's funny when someone asks what exit from the Turnpike we live off of. It's like how we're not allowed to pump our own gas, how we can find a mall within twenty minutes of wherever we are, and how we go "down the shore" and not "to the beach" . We don't say we're from "New Jersey".

It's "I'm from Jersey" or "I'm from North Jersey/Central Jersey/South Jersey".
CM Triplet #1 wrote:the CM triplets is for life, man.

Wilbur wrote:My name is Jeremiah Eli Ruiz, my Mom decided to name me that two days before I was born, she was in church and heard the name Jeremiah Eli, and liked it. Myself, I don't really like it.
You can always marry a girl named Mia and you'll be "Miah and Mia", as Mandy Moore said to Anne Hathaway and the guy with the wacky hair in
The Princess Diaries.
Wilbur wrote:Most people call me Jeremy or Jeri and one crazy guy even calls me Wilbur and it's very weird when someone calls me Jeremiah these days.
JEREMIAH! I've corrected your sentence in bold.
drf wrote:Daniel Robert F*****
Daniel Robert Focker?
albert
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:01 am
by Elladorine
My name is K--
Er . . . never mind. I'm shy!
But honestly, for personal reasons I don't publicly attach my real name to this handle, although I do pass it out in private on IM and such. Maybe I will someday, but in the meantime most people call me E (yeah, short for my awkward user name) or Kay.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:35 pm
by jeremy88
Cebert Albertross wrote:
You can always marry a girl named Mia and you'll be "Miah and Mia", as Mandy Moore said to Anne Hathaway and the guy with the wacky hair in
The Princess Diaries.
hah I remember seeing the Princess Diaries way back when with my friends and they all laughed "ahahaha! The dorkey guy's name is Jeremiah too! hahaha!" and I just responded with this kind of face -_- But hey if Mia just so happened to look like Anne Hathaway...I would not a mind being a couple called Miah and Mia for nicknames heh
Cebert Albertross wrote:
JEREMIAH! I've corrected your sentence in bold.
Wow, thats the first since the last time my Mom was mad at me to call me JEREMIAH! lol, but oh yeah I definitely can't forget that one crazy guy who calls me Wilbur!
Hey
enigmawing...could I combine E and Kay and call you Ekay?
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:00 pm
by PixarFan2006
My full name is Joshua Matthew Lundy.
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:12 pm
by Elladorine
jeremy88 wrote:Hey enigmawing...could I combine E and Kay and call you Ekay?
If you like . . . it just makes me sound like a sister to Ebay!

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:36 pm
by Widdi
Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot
Good Luck!
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:37 pm
by Escapay
Wilbur wrote:Wow, thats the first since the last time my Mom was mad at me to call me JEREMIAH! lol,
First time, but not last time. Every so often I'll just randomly shout out your name to see if you're paying attention.
Widdi wrote:Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot
Good Luck!
I name thee...Doctor Matthew Scats!
The "Matthew" was obvious (at least to me), but the rest of the letters was confusing for a bit, though I do like what I did come up with.
albert
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:17 pm
by my chicken is infected
If I MUST give a real name, let it be Joey [middle name] [last name].

Most people call me Teapot these days because for a while, "joey is a teapot"/"joey the teapot"/"teapot joey"/some variation was my nickname on every site.
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:20 pm
by drfsupercenter
Daniel Robert Focker?
No.
But then again, if someone DID happen to guess my correct last name, I wouldn't exactly reveal it, for the same reason I didn't just say it to begin
Maybe next year when I'm in college and have my own mailing address, I will... but my parents already freak out enough when I get stuff in the mail, last thing I need is spam/joke mail.
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:48 pm
by The Tickler
Widdi wrote:Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot
Good Luck!
I'll say Matthew Scott... umm... Drasco? Cordas? Scroda? I could look up all the possible combinations in my North Bay phonebook, but being a creepy stalker isn't exactly on my to-do list this evening.
Eh, let's just say it's "So Rad" Matthew C. Scott. It just
screams "I'm the epitome of awesomeness... worship me," don't you think? At least, it would have about a decade or two ago.
Oh, and I'm Phil. Nice to meet you!
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:34 pm
by Lazario
If I ever said my real name, over the internet, in any way place shape form... I think the universe would collapse unto itself and evaporate into a puff of smoke. For the same reason no one's ever going to see a picture of me- it's just not supposed to happen. And it won't. Ever.
Let me just say, that in some places online, I've said my name is: Sheldon. We'll pretend that that is it.
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:42 pm
by Widdi
The Tickler wrote:Widdi wrote:Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot
Good Luck!
I'll say Matthew Scott... umm... Drasco? Cordas? Scroda? I could look up all the possible combinations in my North Bay phonebook, but being a creepy stalker isn't exactly on my to-do list this evening.
You got the first and middle name right.
Though if you wanted to be a creepy stalker here's a hint: there are only 3 people with the last name in the phone book and it starts with D.
The Tickler wrote:Eh, let's just say it's "So Rad" Matthew C. Scott. It just screams "I'm the epitome of awesomeness... worship me," don't you think? At least, it would have about a decade or two ago.
lol If only... My last name happens to be one of the worst names in the history of the planet. It screams anything but awesomeness. XD
Ah well.
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:45 pm
by JiminyCrick91
I don't think I've ever posted my full name here but I'm Skyler Richard Queen III.
OK, I'm the 1st Skyler Richard Queen....that I know of, but doesn't it look nice with a roman numeral at the end?
-Sky
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:46 pm
by Jules
Lazario wrote:If I ever said my real name, over the internet, in any way place shape form... I think the universe would collapse unto itself and evaporate into a puff of smoke. For the same reason no one's ever going to see a picture of me- it's just not supposed to happen. And it won't. Ever.
*sigh*
I've always wanted to know what you look like.
Don't know how bad your name could be to not be shareable. Even
Manos Glennorglendah wouldn't be bad.
Or wait ...
Perhaps you're a celebrity who's posed as Lazario for the past years. Of course you wouldn't be able to tell us your name or show us your photo! Not if you're, er ...
Are there any gay movie stars? Or is everyone to shy to admit it?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:36 pm
by Escapay
Widdi wrote:You got the first and middle name right.
Hey, hey, hey, he might not have gotten Matthew if I hadn't already said it first, Dr. Scats.
Widdi wrote:Though if you wanted to be a creepy stalker here's a hint: <snip> it starts with D.
The phonebook hint doesn't help me, and I have a bit of free time...
Dacros (change the C to a V and you'd be Davros!)
Dacsor
Darcos
Darsoc
Dascor
Dasroc
Dracos
Dracso
Drasco
Drasoc
Drocas
Drocsa
Drosca
Drosac
Docras
Docsar
Dorcas
Dorsac
Doscar
Dosrac
These seem like the only options, unless it's something like Daorcs (pronounced "dorks"?) or Doarcs (pronounced..."dwarks"?)...
Widdi wrote:My last name happens to be one of the worst names in the history of the planet. It screams anything but awesomeness. XD
Well if it
is Daorcs, I feel sorry for you.
Sky-Sky wrote:OK, I'm the 1st Skyler Richard Queen....that I know of, but doesn't it look nice with a roman numeral at the end?

Everything looks better with a roman numeral at the end, except for movies.
For example...
The play "Henry VII" is better than
Revenge of the Lace Collar IX: The Roar of Death (though some may argue that simply because it's lace collars. Roaaaarrr!).
The restaurant "Library IV" (despite its 40-minute wait) is miles ahead of
Bambi II.
And "Skyler Richard Queen III" just trumps
Star Trek XII: I'm Very Tired, even if it does contain the joke of "It's no good, cap'n! I canna reach de panel!"
Jules wrote:Are there any gay movie stars?
I'm sure if you google it you'll find something.
albert
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:39 pm
by Jules
Escapay wrote:Jules wrote:Are there any gay movie stars?
I'm sure if you google it you'll find something.
Well, I did find articles claiming that James Dean, Cary Grant and Marlon Brando were gay. But no clues as to the sexual orientation of current people in the business.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:05 pm
by Widdi
It is one of the ones you listed Scaps but it's (thankfully) not Daorcs. lol