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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:56 am
by Escapay
2099net wrote:Changed the title as per Escapay's suggestion :up:
I feel so special now :D

And this is the 100th post in the Lohan Report!

Escapay

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:57 am
by Luke
But now people won't click out of impulse to read if there are any...developments on the "breast" issue.

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:31 am
by Escapay
Luke wrote:But now people won't click out of impulse to read if there are any...developments on the "breast" issue.
LOL. Well, what about "This is the Lohan Report (Boobs included)"?

Escapay

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:34 am
by Luke
Escapay wrote:LOL. Well, what about "This is the Lohan Report (Boobs included)"?

Escapay
How about "The Lohan Report (Boob Job Talk and a Whole Lot More!)"?

That might be a bit lengthy, I guess.

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:36 am
by Escapay
Luke wrote:
Escapay wrote:LOL. Well, what about "This is the Lohan Report (Boobs included)"?

Escapay
How about "The Lohan Report (Boob Job Talk and a Whole Lot More!)"?

That might be a bit lengthy, I guess.
Bit lenghty, but it would cover what the thread's about, which is the most important thing.

We should e-mail Ms. Lohan and show her our devotion to her news, as received through imdb...

Escapay

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:41 am
by Escapay
LOL, I love the new title, netty!

Escapay

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:10 pm
by Jungleprince_55
I liked lindsay in the parent trap and freaky friday,but confessions of a teenage drama queen was one of the most boring movies i have ever seen.

i went to see it in the theater because my parents were seeing a movie i had already seen and i had already seen everything else good that was out and lindsay lohan was in it.

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:50 pm
by Luke
Today's Lohan Report comes from a news source which may not have the reliability and reputation of IMDb, but the news is nonetheless hard-hitting...

Courtesy of the National Enquirer:

<b>Lindsay Lohan's Life in The Fast Lane Gets Dangerously Close To The Edge</b>

From the National Enquirer
11/04/2004
"Mean Girls" star Lindsay Lohan is spinning out of control, say her friends.

The teen superstar's relentless work schedule, nonstop partying and multiple car crashes have taken a heavy toll on her emotions. She's so stressed out that she's showing up late to work on the set of her new Disney movie, is acting like a diva and is fighting with boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, friends tell The ENQUIRER.

But her fast-lane lifestyle has also taken a toll on her physical health--landing her in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with flu-like symptoms after running herself ragged.

"Lindsay's headed for disaster," said a close source. "With movie commitments through 2007, it's all moving too fast for her to keep up.

"Her nasty attitude isn't helping. And the crazier and more unpleasant her life gets, the more bitchy and overwrought she becomes."

Friends weren't surprised when Lohan got sick and was admitted to the hospital October 21.

"She was really asking for it," said a friend. "She's partying constantly and sleeping only a few hours a night."

Just three days earlier, Lindsay smashed her BMW into a guardrail at 2 a.m. on her way to Wilmer's house after a night out at the West Hollywood hot spot Guy's.

"Fortunately, no one was injured," said the close source, "but the car was so badly damaged, they had to call a tow truck.

"Wilmer was furious.

"The car accident was her third since she started driving--and it's not surprising. Her car crashes are a metaphor for her life. It's one wreck after another."

The day after the accident, the 18-year-old star was supposed to be on the set of her new Disney movie "Herbie: Fully Loaded" at 5 a.m., but didn't drag herself in until midday, said the friend.

"She's in trouble with Disney execs," the friend added. "Showing up late to the set, or not at all, has caused delays and infuriated the movie's producers.

"On top of that, she complains about everything."

Wilmer, 24, star of TV's "That '70s Show," is getting fed up with her, too, said the close source. "He's a nice guy, but I don't think he's going to tolerate it much longer."

When contacted by The ENQUIRER, Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane, stated that she can't comment on Lohan's health, except to say that "she's under the weather."

As for Lohan's accident, it was Sloane's understanding that she "blew a tire."

--ROBIN MIZRAHI

http://entertainment.lycos.com/celebrit ... getArticle

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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:02 pm
by pinkrenata
Oh man. I can be quite positive in saying that Dina doesn't approve.

And it all started with a boob job ... :roll:

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:16 pm
by StevEnrique
Maybe a sex tape will get released next. :P

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:48 pm
by 2099net
Her father has tapes, of something! :headshake:

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:49 am
by Escapay
No update since Sunday.

Also, should've pointed out yesterday, but didn't, so I guess it's too late, but the Lohan episode of That 70s Show was on last night on Fox. I didn't get a chance to watch it, though.

Escapay

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:33 pm
by Luke
I was recently arguing with a close personal friend of mine over the correct pronunciation of Lindsay's mother's name. Is it Di-na or Dee-na?

Do we know? Should I start a new thread in Polls & Games?

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:43 pm
by pinkrenata
Come on, man, lay off of it already. It's Dee-na!

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:05 pm
by StevEnrique
It seems like she just went on That 70's Show to kiss Wilmer and say a few lines. :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:26 pm
by Escapay
Luke wrote:it Di-na or Dee-na?
It's Dee-na, so netty's right. Di-na is usually spelled Dinah (like Alice's cat in Alice in Wonderland, or like Dinah Marler on Guiding Light played by Gina Tognoni).

Escapay

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:42 pm
by 2099net
It's Dee-Nah, Dee-Nah, Dee-Nah, Dee-Nah, Lo-Han!

(to the tune of Batman!) :D

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:08 pm
by Starion
Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama broke up. :( I heard that they are still good friends though.

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:06 pm
by Ciaobelli
Luke wrote:That's retarded!
Luke, watch the laguage, you could be offending many people. Then you would have to hire a lawyer that in a press conference would say that you were using the term as slang. :wink:

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:10 am
by 2099net
Starion wrote:Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama broke up. :( I heard that they are still good friends though.
So the rule is: Courting couples don't appear in the same sit-com? It will only lead to disaster - even if it's just a brief guest spot with shampoo.

Oh dear. I wonder if Dina will approve Lindsay's next boyfried? :?